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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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