come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
Alien Abductions: 2 Farms Harvested: 253
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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