CarShame Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things pink and girly just like a teenager’s first car! Join us for a wild ride filled with pink leather seat covers, blankets, pillows, and cute charms hanging everywhere.

Just like the athlete sibling in this story, you may find yourself embarrassed by the sheer amount of pink surrounding you. But fear not, because we offer a safe space for all players to express themselves, even if it means driving around in a girly car.

And don’t worry about getting your license, because on our server, we’ll drive you to all your 5 am practices and even buy you breakfast! Just make sure to pay up if you throw out any of our precious charms and blankets – we don’t mess around when it comes to our pink decor.

So come join us on this outrageous adventure, where pink is the new black and driving in style is a must. Who needs a license when you have a Minecraft server like this? Let’s roll out in style, together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PeasantCraft: When You Realize You’re Just a Low Status Youngling in Minecraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being the most powerful being on the planet! As a low status young single male, you have nothing to lose in life, so why not wreak havoc and chaos in our world? Build giant monuments to your awesomeness, create insane traps for unsuspecting players, and unleash your inner mad scientist with crazy experiments. Who cares about dying when you can respawn and continue your reign of terror? The possibilities are endless, so come join us and see how far you can go before they manage to stop you (if they can)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Gender Bender Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a gender-bending theme where everyone can be whoever they want to be – whether you’re a guy who wants to be a girl or a girl who wants to be a guy, we’ve got you covered!

Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons while rocking a fabulous dress or build the coolest castle while sporting a killer beard. Our community is all about embracing your true self and having a blast while doing it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that in Minecraft, anything is possible – even if it involves some serious gender-bending shenanigans!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3588
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Farms Harvested:	917
Alien Abductions:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Angry Koreans Minecraft Server – Where Impatience and Passive-Aggressiveness Collide for Epic Gameplay!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve turned the whole society into an army! That’s right, forget about peaceful villagers and cute animals, we’ve got soldiers running around ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches.

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting for your survival in a world where every block could be your last. Build your own fortress, gather resources, and recruit your own army to dominate the battlefield. But be careful, because the enemy could be lurking around every corner, waiting to strike.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft world where chaos reigns supreme and the only way to survive is to fight like your life depends on it (because it actually does)? Join us now and let the battle begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pixelated Pranksters Minecraft Server: Where Everything is a Virtual Reality Mission!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a whole new level of crazy!

Join us for an epic adventure where the entire game is actually a VR mission! That’s right, you’ll be immersed in a virtual world where nothing is as it seems. Just like in Metal Gear Solid 2, you’ll question reality, your own identity, and maybe even the meaning of life itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is inspired by the novel “The New York Trilogy” and will have you feeling like a detective trying to unravel the mysteries of the universe. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Snake himself pointing to his bandana and giving you infinite ammo as a hilarious gag.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of something truly mind-blowing? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Potions Brewed:	82	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dragon’s LOLma: Crafting Chaos with /ddg/ Crew

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can storm the Greatwall like a true warrior!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to create your own pawn to fight by your side. Our server is so awesome, even Capcom themselves have taken notice and conducted an official survey about it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes and new features, so you’ll never get bored. Plus, our community is so friendly and helpful, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life adventure party.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft like never before on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Melon Madness: Where Big Fruits Rule the World!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you melon lovers out there! We have the biggest, juiciest melons you’ve ever seen in Minecraft – and we’re not just talking about the fruit!

Join our server for a chance to explore our melon-themed world, where everything from the buildings to the mobs are shaped like melons. Want to ride a giant melon pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. How about diving into a pool of melon juice to replenish your health? Yup, we’ve got that too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Melon King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of worthy challengers. Defeat him in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a crown made entirely of melons – the ultimate status symbol in our melon-obsessed world.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a melon-tastic adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer melon madness that awaits you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Emeralds Found:	1373

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Only Currency

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real challenge is deciding whether or not to eat Livia’s salad! Legend has it that Livia’s salad is so delicious, it will give you superhuman powers in the game. But be warned, some players have reported experiencing strange side effects like turning into a pig or speaking in reverse. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to conquer Livia’s salad!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	95
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixelated Pals and Pals, Not Racists, Promise!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique and exciting experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us for the chance to hang out with black people (aka niggers) in a virtual world like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the tallest block tower in all of Minecraft, built entirely out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you can climb to the top, you’ll find a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will give you superpowers in the game.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a pet dragon that roams the server, breathing fire and causing chaos wherever it goes. If you can tame the dragon, you’ll have the ultimate ally in your quest for domination.

So why wait? Join us today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NerdyCraft: Where Discord Nerds Rule & Creeper Scares Drool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and play alongside 2 discord nerds who communicate solely through interpretive dance using vive trackers, an iPhone, and tracking gloves. Watch as they build entire cities with their feet while juggling flaming swords! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember, if they can do it, so can you! So come join the madness and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Who knows, you might even become a multi-million dollar talent like our discord nerds!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KimchiCraft: Where Creeper meets K-Pop in a free-to-play virtual world!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and magical unicorns (yes, we have those).

Ever wondered what happened to all the missing villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, they all decided to start a boy band and are now touring the world, leaving behind their empty villages for you to explore and loot to your heart’s content. But beware, they may have left some booby traps behind!

And that’s not all, we have a secret underground disco club run by creepers who love to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for you to relax and unwind after a long day of mining.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Misfits: The Ultimate Anti-Social Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and even ride on the back of a flying pig! Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our realm.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and even a dance party with creepers (just make sure to watch your back)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-wielding sheep, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyShipmates – Sail the Seas of Minecraft with ‘/alg/ – Azur Lane General #6316’!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for our ongoing event “From Zero to Hero” where you can transform from a mere blocky peasant to a legendary warrior. We’ve got ships like SR CA KMS Fredrich Carl and Elite CL Liverpool waiting for you to conquer the seas with.

But wait, there’s more! How about a fantasy RPG skin for Jade that will make you the envy of all your fellow players? Or maybe you’re more into the Vampire META on a Cruise Mission – we’ve got that too!

Don’t forget to bind your account though, or you might lose all your progress when the game updates. And remember, we don’t have our own discord because we’re too cool for that.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secrets of the Abyssal Refrain or the Little Cheshire rerun. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in our world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HappyCraft: Where even creepers can’t bring you down! #MinecraftMoodBoost

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Are you tired of feeling like a sad, sad panda in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and say goodbye to depression as you embark on epic quests filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless amounts of diamond blocks! Our community is so uplifting, you’ll forget what it’s like to feel down in the dumps. So come on, join us and let’s turn that frown upside down!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pixelated Pervs & Picasso

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with block merging, comfy UIs, and automatic diffusion like you’ve never seen before.

Need some guidance? Check out our new user guide and controlnet for all your Minecraft needs. And don’t forget to explore our animation samplers for a truly mind-blowing experience.

But that’s not all – we’ve got models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even fetish content to keep you entertained for hours on end. Dive into the madness with links to Civitai, Majinai, Huggingface, and more.

Looking for a challenge? Try our LoRa training scripts or explore our archive for some OP pasta that will leave you speechless. And don’t forget to check out our related boards for even more outrageous resources.

So why wait? Join us on this Minecraft server for a journey unlike any other. But be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the chaos begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GF Shaped Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your very existence? Look no further, because our server is so wild, it’ll have you asking “if not GF, why GF shaped?”

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So why settle for a normal Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Remember, on our server, if it’s not GF shaped, then why even bother?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.