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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1169 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 276 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.