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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 6851 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 53 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.