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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8824 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.