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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 6531 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.