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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1790 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 1277 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.