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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2946 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 4997 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
so like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a whole new world, man.
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.
