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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3874 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 144 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.