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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 1542 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 306 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.