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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8459 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3728 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
New Chunks Explored: | 731069 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.