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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7718 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.