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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 8680 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.