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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2572 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 4081 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 208 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.