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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 2693 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 191 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.