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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 7365 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.