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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 6416 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
Potions Brewed: | 98 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.