so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be healthy? well dis server got u covered cuz we got gut microbial age modulatin’ yo cardiovascular disease risk! like, who even knew dat was a thing? but it is on dis server!

if u an older person who be metabolically unhealthy, dis server is da place to be. we gonna help u out with all dat heart stuff while u buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers. it’s like multitaskin’ for yo health and yo entertainment.

come join us on dis wild ride of gut microbial age modulatin’ and cardiovascular disease risk reducin’. u won’t regret it, trust me. we got all da crazy stuff happenin’ here, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Ores Mined: 6847
Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Magic Items Found: 5845
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
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