Can’t-opie Server: We’re Semi-Vanilla, But Fully Hilarious! Join the Fun, No Squares Allowed!

Allowed, atmosphere, BUILD, Cantopie, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Events, Feedback, Fully, Fun, hats, hilarious, ideas, Join, Moderation, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, soft border, Spigot, squares, stress free, TOWN, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Orbs of Power Found:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord! We just reset the map today, July 13th and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content. Semi-Vanilla – This server is running Spigot and we have only added plugins that have NO effect on the vanilla feel. This means no TPA, land protecting or any plugins that alter vanilla mechanics. Dynamic Map where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time! NEW HATS – which hosts a variety of custom hats for you to wear! DATAPACKS – Including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more! Weekly Server Events – Each week we host fun events ranging from UHC to brand-new games! Community Builds – Including a shopping mall, campground, farms and more.

★ Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

Information:

★ IP: canopymc.net

★ Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord

★ Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often is the map reset?	We just reset the map on July 13th and won’t reset again until the community calls for it.
What type of server is it?	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration.
How many players are typically online?	We typically have 50 people online at any given time.

ZelenskyCraft: Frozen Arms Deal

ARMS, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Corruption, Deal, defense procurement, Diplomacy, diplomatic channels, foreign policy, frozen, frozen assets, international relations, military aid, Négotiation, peace talks, political scandal, Russian, sanctions, security assistance, Trump administration, Ukraine, weapons, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Towns Built:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimension Hops:	11

lol this server is like a wild ride on a llama with a jetpack! we got so much craziness you’ll think you’re in a village full of exploding chickens! join us and you’ll be able to trade with villagers who speak in memes and ride pigs into battle against evil cows! we even have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds the size of your head! come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

LoveCraft: Pursue Positive Goals

associated, avoidance goals, Conflict, Conflict prevention, goals, good place, INDIVIDUALS, linked, lovecraft, lower satisfaction, motivation, Perception, Positive, positive beliefs, positive outcomes, pursue, Pursuit, rejection, rejection avoidance, relationship goals, rewarding goals, romantic relationships, satisfaction

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Towns Built:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL U SHOULD CUZ IT’S LIKE, SO AWESOME. LIKE, IF U JOIN U WILL FIND TRUE LOVE AND UR RELATIONSHIPS WILL BE LIT AF. U WILL BE MOTIVATED TO FIND UR MINECRAFT SOULMATE AND AVOID ALL DA DRAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA LOVE AND SATISFACTION U DESERVE. YOLO!

Sunshine – Season One. Private Minecraft server

Active players, Bans, CONTENT, Economy, Events, Griefers, happy to see, ideas, join us, minecraft server, new people, Plasmovoice, Private, Prizes, season one, Semi Vanilla, september 1, Stable, Sunshine, tps

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Farms Harvested:	114	Divine Spears Created:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Private semi-vanilla Sunshine server! The first season starts on version 1.21 on September 1st! We have stable TPS, economy, interesting events and content. Plasmovoice is installed in the north. Prizes for the most active players! We issue bans only to griefers. Join us! We are always happy to see new people with their ideas!

146.19.48.178:20016

Lingua TerraCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Alphabet’s, Communication, comprehension, Country, cross-cultural communication, cultural diversity, Dialects, education, global awareness, International, Language, language barriers, language proficiency, Lingua, linguistic, linguistic diversity, Literacy, literacy rates, Multilingual, reading, Terracraft, translation

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8235
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you like Minecraft? Do you like getting lost in a virtual world where anything is possible? Then you gotta join this server, bro!

We got more mods than a grandma’s knitting circle! You want dragons? We got ’em. You want flying pigs? We got those too. Heck, we even got a mod that turns all the creepers into kittens!

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions. We’ve got more creativity flowing through this server than a kindergarten art class on sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

BabyBlockers Minecraft Server

BabyBlockers, college degree, disabled, emergency, family, finances, GoFundMe, looking down, Minecraft, online business, PRESSURE, Server, single mother, sister, social aid, socioeconomic level, sperm donation, TTC, upper middle-class, Wealthy, Welfare, wic

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, financial woes, and baby-making debates!

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, on our server, you’ll be dealing with family dynamics that make soap operas look tame. Witness the epic battle between a sister who just can’t stop asking for money and a partner who’s had enough of funding her shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got gofundme campaigns, sperm donations from strangers, and failed online businesses galore. And let’s not forget the classic tale of a sister on welfare who just can’t resist the urge to TTC (that’s trying to conceive for all you non-parents out there).

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous stories and jaw-dropping twists that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics? So grab your pickaxe and come join the chaos, because on this server, the drama never stops!

MoneyBackMineCraft

000, aita, asset, buy own place, Drama, guilt tripping, inconsistent promises, money back, MoneyBackMineCraft, Mortgage, moving out, owe 25, parents, part time, patience, promised, Rent, Struggling, STUDENT, tuition, well off

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Villages Defended:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama at home and being guilt-tripped by your parents for money? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without any mortgage drama!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your parents asking you for money or making empty promises. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds, battling mobs, and creating epic builds with your friends.

Plus, we have a special quest where you can earn virtual currency to make up for all the money you’re owed in real life. Who needs $25,000 when you can have unlimited diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft?

So say goodbye to the rent-free guilt trips and join our server today for a truly epic escape from reality!

ExCraftLoveTriange

awkward, coping, current partner, DATING, Dilemma, emotions, ex, ExCraftLoveTriange, former flame, love life, namesake, new flame, Partners, past and present, personal experience, relationship, Romantic, same name, Situation, unique circumstance

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	New Chunks Explored:	576785
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships by building a virtual world where everyone has unique names! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might accidentally set off a TNT trap set by a player who’s been mining for diamonds for days. Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos of a world where exes and current partners with the same name are the least of your worries!

CraftyPutin’sMCServer

Accountability, Azerbaijani citizens, Blame, Certainty, Condolences, Conflict, CraftyPutinsMCServer, crisis management., deaths, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, Politics, president, REPRESENTATIVES, RESPONSIBILITY, russian federation, Tragedy, tragedy aftermath

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	734
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	928735

come join our epic minecraft server where the president is a minecraft character who blames russia for all the disasters that happen in the game. we have crazy adventures, like when a creeper exploded the white house and the president blamed putin for it. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, explosions, and blaming other countries for our problems. it’s a total blast, literally!

CraftyZelenskyLukashApology

Apology, Belarus, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyLukashApology, denial, Diplomacy, international relations, Lukashenko, political leaders, russia invasion, Zelensky

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Items Found:	2050	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. let me tell u why. so, like, one time, Lukashenko was playin on the server and he was buildin this massive castle, right? but then Zelensky came along and was like, “bro, that’s my spot!” and Lukashenko was like, “oops, my bad, bro.” but then he denied it was his fault and blamed it on Russia’s invasion or somethin. crazy, right?

anyway, u gotta join this server cuz u never know what kind of drama is gonna go down. maybe u’ll build a castle and have to apologize to someone for takin their spot. or maybe u’ll deny responsibility for blowin up someone’s house. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join the fun!

Husband vs Wife Mental Health Showdown

couples, diagnoses, Earning More, financial strain, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, health, husband, Husbands, income disparity, Marriage, Men, Mental, mental health, observations, Probability, psychological health, relationships, showdown, social stigma, stress, study, Wife, Wives, Women

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	148
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Come join our Minecraft server where the craziness never stops! We have so much fun that even the blocks are laughing.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their pet pig started dancing the Macarena. True story!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, if you find a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just make sure one of those wishes is for unlimited cake, because who doesn’t love cake?

But wait, there’s more! If you build the tallest tower on our server, a dragon will come and challenge you to a dance-off. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of blocky madness.

Flaze SMP

Adventure, amazing performance, Backup server, Challenges, companies, dedicated admin, Discord, Flaze, France, Future, hosting risks, how to join, long-term stability, massive projects, Minecraft, player coalition, power outages, Roleplay, shape the modpack, smp

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	3410
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mines Excavated:	2339
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Server Name	Flaze SMP
Modpack	Create: Beyond Industry
Number of Mods	200+ (and counting!)

Overview

Looking for a modded Minecraft experience like no other? Flaze SMP offers 200+ mods from the Create: Beyond Industry modpack, blending creativity and industry with a vibrant community.

Why Us? Our whitelisted server ensures a safe, welcoming space free of griefers and thieves. The community thrives on collaboration, with friendly players always ready to help. Whether you’re an industry guy or a curious newcomer, you’ll find your place here!

Key Features

Roleplay Companies: Register and grow businesses—trains, factories, automation, and more!
Player Coalition: Bi-monthly server challenges where you need to collect resources with other players to get rewards!
Challenges: Suggest a challenge (mega-project) you want to make and get rewards upon its completion.
Massive Projects: Industrial zones, always expanding train networks, and a growing server spawn.
Shape the Modpack: Your feedback directly impacts Create: Beyond Industry updates.

Why Choose Flaze SMP? Hosted in France by our dedicated admin, our server has amazing performance and long-term stability—no hosting risks here (except power outages haha, don’t worry, we backup the server twice a day).

How to Join? Answer a few quick questions to get whitelisted. It’s that easy! Join our Discord.

Join us and help shape the future of modded Minecraft on Flaze SMP. Your adventure starts here!

FAQ

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted on the Flaze SMP server, you need to answer a few quick questions. Join our Discord server (linked above) and follow the instructions provided to gain access to the server.

What makes Flaze SMP different from other Minecraft servers?

Flaze SMP stands out from other Minecraft servers due to its large number of mods, focus on collaboration and community, unique features like roleplay companies and player challenges, and the opportunity for players to directly impact the modpack updates.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the Flaze SMP server. The server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and welcoming environment free of griefers and thieves.

Can I join an existing roleplay company on the server?

Yes, you have the option to join existing roleplay companies on the Flaze SMP server. If you’re interested in participating in businesses related to trains, factories, automation, and more, you can join an established company or create your own.

How often are server challenges held?

Server challenges on Flaze SMP are held bi-monthly. These challenges require players to collect resources with others to receive rewards and add an extra layer of community engagement on the server.

DeadbeatDadMC Server

Arrest warrant, child support, child support arrears, child support consequences, child support enforcement, child support failure, child support hearing, child support issues, child support obligations, child support payment, child support process, child support responsibility, child support system, co parenting, DeadbeatDadMC, ex, failure to pay, Hearing, parenting, Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate revenge on your deadbeat ex? Look no further! Join our server and unleash chaos on your ex by building a virtual world where he can never escape his child support responsibilities.

Imagine a world where every block you place represents a missed payment from your ex. Build towering structures of child support bills and watch as he struggles to navigate his way out of debt. Will he finally learn his lesson? Probably not, but at least you’ll have a good laugh at his expense.

Join now and let your ex experience the consequences of his actions in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be this much fun?

DadRaidedMyPhoneLOL

26F, aita, Boundaries, confrontational, DadRaidedMyPhoneLOL, deadbeat dad, disgusted, DISRESPECTFUL, embarrassed, family event, inappropriate, nudes, personal space, Phone, privacy, Religious Ideology, texts, Trust, trust issues, violated

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	727	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of creepy family members invading your privacy? Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever go through your phone, control your music, or make you feel uncomfortable! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about nosy relatives peeking into your personal life.

We have a strict “no creepy dads allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget all about that weird family event. So come join us and escape the drama for some epic adventures in the world of Minecraft!

GymCraftin’ SMP

beginner fitness, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, going to the gym, gym habits, gym membership, gym motivation, gym progress, gym routine, gym transformation, GymCraftin, healthy lifestyle, smp, starting out at the gym, working out, workout inspiration, workout motivation, workout schedule, workout tips

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8637

So, like, one day I was just mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And I was like, dang, my Minecraft character is looking a little chunky. So I was like, yo, I gotta get my Minecraft character in shape, you know? So I joined this totally rad SMP where everyone is super ripped and jacked in Minecraft. Like, we have competitions to see who can lift the most virtual blocks and stuff. It’s insane, bro. And like, the best part is, if you win a competition, you get a special enchanted protein shake that makes your Minecraft character even more buff. It’s wild, man. You gotta join this SMP, it’s a total game-changer for your Minecraft fitness journey.