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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Void Armor Forged: 20
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 4291
Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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