Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Love Letters Sent: 18
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • NoSelfControlSnacks

    NoSelfControlSnacks
    Are you tired of being a slave to your cravings? Do you find yourself devouring an entire bag of chips in one sitting? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your unhealthy snacking habits, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is virtual blocks and pixels! Say goodbye to those pesky potato chips and hello to building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Trust us, your waistline will thank you. So come on, join our server and let’s build a healthier, blockier future together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 2140
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Acai Looks Like Noob

    Acai Looks Like Noob
    join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

    also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Falling into the Void: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server

    Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server
    Yo, have you ever seen a shark lose its mind over a sea urchin? Well, on our server, it happens all the time! We’ve got sea urchins for days, and the sharks just can’t get enough. It’s like a feeding frenzy up in here!

    But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got flying pigs that poop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, and a secret underwater city where mermaids throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a mermaid while riding a flying pig.

    So come join us on our server, where the craziness never stops and the fun never ends. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Let’s get weird, baby!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!

    LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!
    New 1.21 map!
    LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!
    We are a Whitelisted Server. You must apply to play via the Discord. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application for the best chances of being accepted.
    We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a responsive staff team.
    No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You can build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel!
    No economy plugin! Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.
    No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly and start building!
    Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfil the servers vision!
    Participate in Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!
    Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to LuckyGem!
    SERVER INFORMATION
    We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn
    Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

    FAQ

    How do I apply to play on LuckyGem SMP? To apply to play on LuckyGem SMP, you must join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.
    Is there an age requirement to join the server? While there is no strict age requirement, we do prefer players to be mature and respectful towards others in the community.
    Are there any banned items or behaviors on the server? We have rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. Any violation of these rules may result in disciplinary action.
    Can I donate to the server? We appreciate any donations to support the server and help us maintain a high-quality gaming environment. You can inquire about donation options on our Discord server.
    How can I get involved in server events and competitions? We regularly host events and competitions for our community to participate in. Keep an eye on announcements in our Discord server for upcoming opportunities to get involved.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Villages Defended: 19 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Elemental Crystals Collected: 85
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

    Crafty Panda Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

    Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

    Squeezy White Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

    Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

    So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 288 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 29

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

    SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

    Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Emeralds Found: 6572
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 New Chunks Explored: 355140
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6162 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

    BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

    Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

    Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • JokesterMC SMP

    JokesterMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 69 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CreeperCrisis

    CreeperCrisis
    Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

    Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

    So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

    that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

    so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • KimPutinCraft

    KimPutinCraft
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Zombie Dances: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Alien Panic Attack Server

    Alien Panic Attack Server
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

    so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Sync SMP

    Sync SMP

    Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

    Key Features:

    – PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

    Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

    Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan
    Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Server Details:

    Version 1.21.1, Available on Java & Bedrock
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord Join our Discord server
    Discord Username Duvahl
    Tiktok Follow us on Tiktok

    What Sets Us Apart?

    • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
    • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
    • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
    • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
    • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
    • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
    • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
    • Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
    • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
    • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
    • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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