But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.
| Discord | Join our Discord |
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| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.
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| Rank | Requirements |
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| A – Default Prisoner | N/A |
| B – $25,000 | Earn $25,000 in-game |
| C – $80,000 | Earn $80,000 in-game |
| D – $250,000 | Earn $250,000 in-game |
| E – $800,000 | Earn $800,000 in-game |
| Parolee – $1,500,000 | Earn $1,500,000 in-game |
| Citizen – $2,000,000 | Earn $2,000,000 in-game |
Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.
Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.
Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net
Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.
You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.
So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.
Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!
Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.
Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.
And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.
So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!