CalorieCraft: GF Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you lose weight? Look no further! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options like avocado toast and salads from Chick-fil-A. But be careful, one wrong move and you might end up gaining a few extra virtual pounds!

We even have a special feature where your in-game character will gain weight if you eat too much virtual food. It’s like a weight loss challenge, but in Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to stay fit in our pixelated paradise. Just remember, no fry rewards for salads allowed!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CreeperCravings

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Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Youth Smoke-Free Zone

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	4410
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

No-Modding Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	417380	Emeralds Found:	3238

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NeighborTrapCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	4491	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Potions Brewed:	125
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8561	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Villages Defended:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	353932	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never ends! We have a secret hangover food dispenser that magically appears in your inventory whenever you’ve had a little too much fun the night before. No more searching for greasy pizza or cold fries, just log on and let the food come to you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mines Excavated:	4296	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyCreeperCafe

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Are you tired of eating the same old boring meals in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up the most outrageous and hilarious meals you’ve ever seen! From creeper casserole to zombie stew, our chefs have truly outdone themselves. And the best part? It’s all free! That’s right, you can fill up your virtual belly without spending a single diamond. So come on down to our server and feast like never before!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NukeProofCraft

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lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, there’s no evidence that Iran is tryna make a nuclear weapon, just like how there’s no evidence that pigs can fly! CIA director says so, so it must be true! come build ur own nuclear-free world with us and maybe even find some flying pigs along the way. who needs nukes when u got diamond swords and enchanted armor, amirite? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1196	Potions Brewed:	113

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.