join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Potions Brewed: 197
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Secret Passages Found: 4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • KimJongCraft: AI Land Jobs & Fake IDs

    KimJongCraft: AI Land Jobs & Fake IDs
    Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like North Koreans harnessing AI to fake American IDs kinda lit. We got all the crazy shizz you need to survive and thrive in this blocky world.

    Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything goes. We got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

    Our mods are like super smart AI robots who will help you build the most epic bases and protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your vibe.

    So come on down and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Don’t miss out, bro!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Half Info Confidence Craft

    Half Info Confidence Craft
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

    You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

    Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 275
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • SwipeSMP: Where the only thing sweeter than vanilla is getting whitelisted! Version 1.21

    SwipeSMP: Where the only thing sweeter than vanilla is getting whitelisted! Version 1.21
    Minecraft Server Overview
    Server Type Mostly-vanilla SMP
    Version 1.21
    Community Focus Building, shops, and more

    FAQ

    1. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by adding the owner on Discord and requesting an invite.

    2. What is the server Discord link?

    You can join the server Discord using the following link: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

    3. Is the server mostly vanilla or heavily modded?

    The server is mostly vanilla with some SMP enhancements.

    4. What kind of community activities are available on the server?

    We have various community-focused activities such as group builds, shops, events, and more.

    5. Are there any rules or guidelines for the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines to ensure a positive and respectful community environment. These will be shared with you upon joining the server.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

    Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest update, “Tour de Inferno,” will take you on a wild ride through the depths of hell (don’t worry, it’s all virtual, no actual demons involved).

    Join us for a face-to-face showdown in the Zenless Zone Zero, where only the bravest survive. Watch out for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, our top agents who will stop at nothing to claim victory.

    But that’s not all! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo videos for a sneak peek at the insane adventures waiting for you on our server. From bizarre brigades to double drops and daily check-ins, there’s never a dull moment here.

    And don’t forget to redeem your in-game codes for exclusive rewards and power-ups. Trust us, you’ll need all the help you can get to survive the Overlord’s Feast and other upcoming events.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you in the world of Zenless!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ThisCouldBeMinecraft SMP

    ThisCouldBeMinecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with spicy drama, secret plans, and unexpected invites.

    Imagine a world where players make deals right in front of you, where the more the merrier is always the motto. Want to join a three person thing? Why not make it four, or even five?

    And don’t worry about equipment – you can rent everything you need, even if it gets a little messy. Just make sure to keep it all hush-hush, because this SMP is where the real fun happens. So come on, join us and see what outrageous adventures await in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Buildings Constructed: 32

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • KidzCraftHideout

    KidzCraftHideout
    Are your kids sneaking around, thinking they’re pulling a fast one on you? Well, join our Minecraft server and uncover all their secrets! We’ve got hidden cameras in every block, so you can spy on their every move and finally figure out what they’re up to. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the confiscated candy and video games from naughty kids. Join now and become the ultimate spy parent!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 2998
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be blowin’ up blocks like Hamas leader Sinwar blowin’ up buildings! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

    Picture this: you spawn in and BAM! TNT everywhere! We ain’t playin’ around, we takin’ Minecraft to a whole new level! Ain’t no creepers scarin’ us, we scarin’ them with our epic explosions!

    And get this, our PvP battles are off the chain! It’s like a war zone out there, with players droppin’ bombs left and right! You gotta have quick reflexes and mad skills to survive in this madness!

    So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s blow stuff up together! Who needs peace when you can have explosions, am I right? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one TNT block at a time!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • LebCraft: Gaza 2.0

    LebCraft: Gaza 2.0
    join our epic minecraft server and avoid destruction like gaza! netanyahu himself has warned lebanon to join our server or face the consequences! build your own fortress to protect yourself from potential attacks and show off your building skills to the world. but beware, there may be secret tunnels and traps waiting for you! come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Laser Tree Canopy Fun

    Laser Tree Canopy Fun
    lol u ever wonder how water moves thru trees? well dis server got u covered fam. we use lasers n graph theory to map dat shiz out. join dis server if u wanna be a tree water expert. u can help plan urban forests n stormwater stuff. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da water tree secrets. shh, don’t tell anyone tho. join now for a wild ride thru da canopy waterways.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Yoga Class Minecraft Server

    Yoga Class Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stretch your virtual muscles and find your inner peace? Look no further, because on our server, we have yoga classes led by none other than a blocky version of the famous yoga instructor, Bendy Wendy!

    But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.

    Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Magic Items Found: 1657
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with wacky challenges like finding the rarest diamond block hidden in a maze of llamas or racing against a herd of zombie chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our community is known for hosting epic prank wars where players have turned entire villages into giant potato farms or replaced all the water with lava (oops!). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

    So come join us on Eva and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and endless fun! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to get a little rowdy.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5697 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

    PizzaCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of accommodating all players, even those with dietary restrictions! Join us for a wild adventure where you can enjoy virtual pizza without any risk of cross-contamination.

    Imagine a world where your lactose-intolerant son can feast on endless fries, dough balls, and other delicious non-dairy treats without feeling excluded or humiliated. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their dietary needs.

    Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make lifelong friendships in a supportive and inclusive gaming community. Say goodbye to dad guilt and hello to a world where everyone can enjoy the virtual pizza party of their dreams!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knew virtual pizza could bring so much joy and laughter? 🍕😂

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CreeperCousinGate2021

    CreeperCousinGate2021
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster ride!

    Join us and witness the epic saga of Janna, Todd, Julian, and a whole lot of Soccer accidents. Will Julian ever reveal the truth behind his breakdown? Will Todd finally be banned from the wedding for good? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, forbidden love affairs, and unexpected betrayals – all in the world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    So come on over and join the chaos – because on our server, the drama is always turned up to 11!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Mines Excavated: 3711
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Blockbuster Life: The Minecraft Chronicles

    Blockbuster Life: The Minecraft Chronicles
    “Crafty Chronicles: The Epic Adventures of [Player Name]”

    Join our Minecraft server and become the star of your very own blockbuster movie! With thrilling plot twists and heart-pounding action, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, battle fierce mobs, and build the ultimate fortress to protect your precious diamonds.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that famous Hollywood directors are scouting our server for the next big star. Who knows, you could be the next Leonardo DiCaprio of the Minecraft world!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and start writing your own epic tale of survival, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of romance with that cute villager you’ve had your eye on. Lights, camera, minecart – it’s showtime on our server!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Cosmic Star Escape

    Cosmic Star Escape
    so, like, imagine if you joined this epic minecraft server, right? like, there are runaway stars flying around everywhere, causing chaos and mayhem in the cosmos of the game. you gotta dodge them as you mine for diamonds and build your epic base.

    but get this, these runaway stars aren’t just there for show. they actually influence the entire server, like, they can change the weather, spawn crazy mobs, or even make your character fly uncontrollably. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride every time you log on.

    and, like, if you’re lucky enough to catch one of these runaway stars, you can use it to create your own custom galaxy within the game. imagine having your own little corner of the cosmos to rule over, with all your friends as your loyal subjects.

    so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world (literally), then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a cosmic adventure you won’t want to miss.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 418
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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