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BlockyStar Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have global alliances that rival the greatest empires in history. Ship 1 is ruled by the fearsome RappyDeathsquad, while Ship 2 is controlled by the mighty Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, and Stardust Drive. Ship 3 is under the reign of the mysterious Mitsuba, and Ship 4 is so exclusive, it’s chat is only for the chosen few.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced, we have scratch tickets that can give you the most fashionable items in all of Minecraft. Want to look like a diamond-encrusted warrior? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on our NGS Damage Calculator – it’s so accurate, it can predict how much damage you’ll take from a falling block.

Join us on this wild adventure where fashion meets function, and where alliances are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly legendary. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Animals Bred:	70
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Angry People SMP – Attractive Minecraft

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Are you tired of seeing all those beautiful people on other Minecraft servers, making you feel inadequate and angry? Well, look no further because on our server, attractive people literally make me uncontrollably angry! Join us and let’s band together to make those beautiful players suffer for their good looks. With crazy challenges, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of chaos, this server is not for the faint of heart. So come on, join us and let’s unleash our inner rage on those pesky pretty players!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Animals Bred:	193	Void Armor Forged:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FactNinjaMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a server where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the players! These rebellious pigs have built their own piggy kingdom and are plotting to take over the entire server. Will you join forces with the players to stop them, or will you join the pigs in their quest for domination? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LadyCraftBoss

Assertiveness, Communication, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, empowerment, gender equality, Gender Roles, LadyCraftBoss, leadership, modern relationships, mutual respect, Open-mindedness, Partnership, personal growth, physical intimacy, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, traditional roles, Trust, Vulnerability, woman in control

Are you tired of being bossed around by your significant other in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the women are always in charge! Watch as your virtual girlfriend builds you a castle while you gather resources like a good little miner. Who needs a therapist when you can work through your relationship issues in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the power dynamics shift in your favor!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mines Excavated:	3971	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pixel Pals Paradise

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So, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be in Minecraft, bros and broettes! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons to join this server!

First off, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it, dude! Need a stack of enchanted golden apples? We got those too, man!

But that’s not all! We also have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server and breathe fire on all your enemies. And don’t worry, he’s house-trained and won’t burn down your base… most of the time.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? Yeah, you can build a house out of gummy bears and eat your way to victory!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6678	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	211

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels

clinicians, cumulative hardships, depressive symptoms, early-life trauma, end-of-life pain, final years, Loneliness, Pain, parents, Patients, physical abuse, pixels, TraumaCraft, Treatment

So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Smoking Cigarettes Minecraft Server

10. Australian cigarette laws, 11. Nicotine intake, 12. Smoking habits, 13. Inhaling smoke, 14. Cigarette prices, 15. Smoking regulations, 16. Lung health, 17. Smoking misconceptions, 18. Chain smoking, 19. Vodka and smoking, 2. Nicotine addiction, 20. Throat irritation., 3. Smoking techniques, 4. Bali holiday, 5. Cigarette brands, 6. Camel Blue cigarettes, 7. Indonesian cigarettes, 8. Nicotine levels, 9. Health risks of smoking, cigarettes, Minecraft, Server, smoking, smoking cigarettes

Are you tired of smoking cigarettes the wrong way? Come join our Minecraft server and learn the proper technique from our smoking experts! We promise a nicotine hit that will blow your mind, just like that first cigarette in Bali. Our government-approved method will have you inhaling like a pro in no time. Plus, our virtual cigarettes are way cheaper than $32.95 a pack, so you can puff away guilt-free. Trust us, after a few rounds on our server, you’ll be feeling as good as if you drank dogshit vodka. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience – join us now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Minecraft SMP Sicko Minecraft SMP Cuck Minecraft SMP Talk Minecraft SMP Findom Minecraft SMP Looking Minecraft SMP Maybe Minecraft SMP With Minecraft SMP To Minecraft SMP And Minecraft SMP.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we specialize in findom talk with paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks! Our community is so wild that even the creepiest loli enthusiasts feel right at home. Tag along with miiseyle and embark on a journey filled with outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlockBreakersUnited

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Are you tired of your friends stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond stealing” policy! We even have a special jail for anyone caught red-handed with stolen diamonds – complete with a diamond-encrusted cell door!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Breakup Island” – a place where players can send their ex-friends or ex-lovers to live out their days in isolation. Rumor has it that the only way to escape is by crafting a diamond ring and proposing marriage to the nearest creeper!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond-related shenanigans, then join us today! Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a blocky pig named Porkchop.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Star Shards Collected:	213	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockBlasters – LebanonEdition

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit dat even Beirut is shakin’ from da heavy strikes! Israel be expandin’ their campaign in Lebanon, but who cares bout dat when u can be playin’ on dis epic server, amirite?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodgin’ virtual bombs while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers like a boss. Plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock secret powers dat will make u the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane server and let’s show Beirut who’s really in charge!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Void Gems Collected:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VapeCrafters: Young Adult Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server ever? We got a sharp rise in vaping among young adult non-smokers, like, whoa! One million adults in England started vaping even though they never smoked regularly. And get this, most of them are young adults! Like, 1 in 7 18-24-year-olds who never smoked regularly are now vaping on our server. It’s a total vape nation up in here! Join now for a smokin’ good time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Not Hermitcraft, Just Some Lonely Crafter [110% Vanilla Fun] JOIN NOW! 1.21.1

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Welcome to NotHermitcraft!

Description	NotHermitcraft is a community-driven Vanilla SMP, and we’re recruiting for new members to join our 4.5th season! NHC has been around since 2019 and has grown into a friendly community of all sorts of players – redstoners, builders, role-players and more.
Server Info	Version: Java 1.21.1 Server Location: London, England Type: Vanilla SMP
Rules	No swearing or you have to put a diamond in the Swore Jar – we want the server to be wholesome like Hermitcraft. Be cool to one another. No griefing, hacking, x-raying, duping, glitching etc. No ‘adult’ content / discussion etc since there are younger players around.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join NotHermitcraft?

You will find the Application Form in our Discord server, click here.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Apart from the usual NHC events, we also host other events through Discord – like Last Life and UHC, movie nights and party games!

What happens during a Soft Reset event?

A Soft Reset event means everyone stores their inventories and joins a new adventure with a collaboration theme to encourage working together with different players. The Season 4 world is almost 2 years old with no plans to reset, preserving your progress.

Are there age restrictions on the server?

We have players from ages 14 to 50ish from various locations around the world, with a diverse mix of gender identities and abilities. We aim to create a welcoming community for players of all backgrounds.

What are some of the server rules?

Some of the key rules include no swearing, being respectful to others, no griefing or hacking, and refraining from ‘adult’ content or discussions due to the presence of younger players.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

5 To Bun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding.

Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon wears a top hat and monocle while sipping tea. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they have their own reality TV show where they gossip about who has the best potato farm.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yotsubest lovers, who have built a shrine to their favorite anime character out of diamond blocks. And rumor has it, if you find all the hidden treasure chests on the server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server this wild and crazy?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Damaged Body Part Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But be careful, because the winner gets to sell a damaged body part on the black market for diamonds!

Forget about boring old server rules, here we thrive on madness and mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness).

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a few accidental deaths. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Towns Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyGazaWarStopper

arms deliveries, arms trade, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyGazaWarStopper, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza War, GLOBAL RESPONSE, halt, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, military support, peace negotiations, political pressure, violence, War Crimes

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we be buildin’ and survivin’ like there’s no tomorrow! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers droppin’ sick beats!

our server is so lit, even Macron called us up and was like “yo, stop deliverin’ arms to Israel and come play on dis server instead!” true story, bro.

we got secret underground bases, diamond armor for days, and a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon!

so what you waitin’ for? come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together! #blockparty #minecraftmadness #gazawarwho?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crops Grown:	4883
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15