BullshitCraft – Build your way out of the crap!

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring history class? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic, mind-blowing adventures you never knew you needed.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored llamas come charging at you, demanding to be your loyal companions. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of parkour. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT-wielding chickens).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NoobBuilderPro

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your wildest dreams and craziest fantasies!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler in our virtual farm simulator. Can you handle the pressure of herding chickens and keeping them in line? Probably not, but it’s worth a shot!

Or how about trying your hand at being a professional lava diver? Dive into the fiery depths of our custom-made volcano and see if you can make it out alive. Spoiler alert: you probably won’t, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Towns Built:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HezboomboomMC

airstrike, Beirut, Combat Mission, command center, CounterTerrorism, defense strategy, hezbollah, HezboomboomMC, idf, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant group, military intelligence, military operation, national security, precise strike, precision bombing, regional tensions, security threat, targeted attack

hey u, yes u, do u like explosions and chaos? well u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the craziest battles and wildest destruction u ever seen! we just did a precise strike on a hezbollah command center in beirut, can u believe it? join now and be part of the action, blow stuff up and have a blast! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and excitement, then maybe u should stay away. but if u like adrenaline and mayhem, come join us now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Farms Harvested:	195	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Gut Bacteria Quest

animal models, Bacteria, balance, Endocrine System, growth problems, Gut, gut bacteria, health, hormonal imbalance, hormones, hypopituitarism, immune system, infertility, metabolism, Mice, Microbiome, microbiota, Quest, research, scientific findings, stress responses, study, Symptoms

so, like, u know how ur gut bacteria can, like, totally mess with ur hormones and stuff? well, on this server, we have like, magical gut bacteria that can make u grow super tall or like, make u infertile or something. it’s like, a whole new level of gameplay, man. u gotta join to see what crazy things ur gut bacteria can do to u in the game. trust me, it’s gonna be wild. so come on, join us and let’s see what kind of wacky adventures we can have with our gut bacteria in Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Tolls of Vanilla: MVP New Server – Immature – Easy

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Valhalla Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Progression	Innovative progression system with exclusive abilities and ranks.
World	Fresh, untouched world with hidden treasures and resources.
Quests	Epic quests that shape the evolving storylines of the server.
Night Perils	New dangers and challenges during night time with rare loot rewards.
Community	Thriving, close-knit community with teamwork and weekly events.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Valhalla Minecraft server?

To join the server, use the Server IP: gates.ValhallaCraft.org

2. Is there a Discord server for Valhalla?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://www.valhallacraft.org

3. What makes the progression system in Valhalla unique?

The progression system offers exclusive abilities, rare items, and prestigious ranks to players, making the journey of discovery and power more rewarding.

4. Are there dynamic challenges in Valhalla?

Yes, during night time, new dangers and challenges arise with rare, game-changing loot rewards for brave players.

5. How can I get involved in the community events?

Participate in weekly events that test your skills and creativity, and forge alliances with other players to succeed in the server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3228	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

city exploration, coastal city, Craft, georgia, hidden gems, historic district, local cuisine, local favorites, Minecraft, must-see attractions, Off the beaten path, restaurants, SAVANNAH, Server, SightSeeing, southern charm, southern hospitality, Tourist, travel, travel recommendations, travel tips, unique experiences, vacation destination

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as endless as the memes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond mining competitions, and a secret underground club where villagers bust a move like never before.

Looking for a place to eat? How about our virtual buffet where you can feast on pixelated pork chops and slurp on slimeball soup? And don’t worry about finding a bathroom, just dig a hole and let nature take its course – we’re all about that rustic living here.

So come on down to our server and get ready for an adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to photobomb your selfies – they’re the ultimate trolls of the blocky world. See you there, fellow gamers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Distro Hopping SMP – Why Are You Back Minecraft SMP

arch linux, cinnamon, computer science, debian, distro, distro hopping, fedora, Gnome, Hopping, KDE, linux, LXDE, manjaro, Minecraft, Mint, open source, Operating systems, Pop!_OS, smp, software, solus, Technology, ubuntu, xfce

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Picture this: a server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding to be treated like royalty. You’ll have to navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon-filled dungeons to survive. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a magical talking chicken who will guide you on your quest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Watch out for exploding cacti and flying sheep – you never know what these llamas will come up with next!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RedditRuler Minecraft Server

age restrictions, Apple family, bio children, Boundaries, Child protection, Decision making, family dynamics, impulsive behavior, integration, internet safety, Minecraft, movies, online content, online viewing, parenting, reddit, RedditRuler, restrictions, rules, Server, teenagers, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a 16-year-old player who is fighting for her right to browse Reddit! Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate the boundaries of parental controls and internet freedom.

Experience the thrill of sneaking onto Reddit while dodging parental restrictions, just like our rebellious teen player. Who knows what kind of crazy memes and cat videos you’ll come across!

But beware, our server is filled with impulsive decision-making players who may lead you astray. Just like our curious teenager, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the rules are made to be broken (but not really, please follow the rules). Who needs sleep schedules and adult website limits when you can have unlimited access to Reddit (well, maybe not unlimited, but we’ll figure it out)!

Are you ready to embark on this hilarious journey with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ores Mined:	7522
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LawnMowerLadz

Assertiveness, Boundaries, child labor, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disagreement, Etiquette, lawn mowing, LawnMowerLadz, misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, neighborhood kid, neighborly relations, payment, refusal, social norms, unwanted services, unwarranted expectations

Welcome to our Minecraft server where unexpected lawn mowing services are not only accepted, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a neighborhood filled with overbearing neighbors and their entrepreneurial children.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find a 13-year-old boy mowing your virtual lawn without your consent. But don’t worry, he’s just trying to make a quick buck and won’t accept anything less than $5 in virtual currency. And if you dare refuse, be prepared for his mom to come knocking on your virtual door, demanding payment for her son’s services.

But that’s not all – watch out for the passive-aggressive stares and dramatic street-crossing maneuvers from the neighborhood mom as you navigate through this chaotic virtual world. Will you stand your ground and refuse to pay for unsolicited lawn mowing, or will you give in to the pressure and fork over the virtual cash?

Join our server now for a hilarious and absurd gaming experience that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Just remember, in this neighborhood, lawn mowing drama is just the tip of the iceberg.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

Our server is home to a group of players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a rampage. One minute you could be peacefully building a house, and the next you’re in the middle of a prank war that involves TNT, chickens, and a giant statue of a potato (long story).

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Pig Racing Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can ride a pig through an obstacle course the fastest. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Lava Parkour Challenge” where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a fiery pit of doom (but hey, at least it’s entertaining to watch).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyLife: Decisions & Diamonds

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is what block to place next? Well, look no further because our server will have you making life-changing decisions left and right!

Join us and experience the thrill of deciding whether to build a house out of diamonds or TNT, or choosing between teaming up with friendly villagers or joining forces with a gang of mischievous creepers. Your decisions will shape your virtual life in ways you never thought possible!

But be warned, the decisions you make on our server may have real-life consequences. Who knows, maybe choosing to mine that last block of obsidian will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, or maybe it will unleash a horde of angry zombies upon your virtual world. The possibilities are endless and the stakes are high!

So come join us on our server and make the most impactful decisions of your Minecraft life. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll look back and say joining our server was the best decision you ever made…or maybe the worst. Only time will tell!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FinnCraft: Nato Base Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like Finland and it’s about to place a Nato base right near the Russian border. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in the virtual world, no real life drama here!

Join our server for some epic battles and crazy adventures. We’ve got secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet polar bear that will fight by your side. Plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and show those Russian creepers who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyAirForcePrime

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, imagine a server where u can build ur own military model aircraft and fly them around like a boss. and get this, the prime minister of japan is actually gonna be a military model aircraft enthusiast and he’s gonna be on the server all the time, giving tips and tricks on how to build the sickest planes. u gotta join this server cuz u never know when u might need to impress the prime minister with ur epic aircraft skills. plus, there’s gonna be a secret underground base where u can test out ur planes in crazy missions and stuff. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late and the prime minister takes off in his own epic aircraft without u.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Vulture Sanitation Service

Biodiversity loss, carcasses consumption, conservation efforts, diseases control, Ecological importance, ecosystem balance, Endangered species, environmental impact, food chain disruption, habitat destruction, human deaths, India, population decline, public health, sanitation, sanitation system, scavengers, service, veterinary drugs, Vulture, vulture population collapse, wildlife conservation, wildlife management

So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got vultures that are like, super important for keeping the world clean and stuff. But get this, if you don’t join our server, the vultures in India will all disappear and then BOOM, 100,000 extra peeps gonna die every year! Like, that’s some serious business, man. So, join our server and help save lives by playing Minecraft and stuff. Plus, we got like, diamonds for days and secret treasure chests hidden all over the place. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Don’t miss out on the vulture-saving, diamond-collecting, treasure-hunting fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

STALKER Minecraft server

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The owner of the STALKER server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Farms Harvested:	697
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1476	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Server26: Where the chickens rule and the creepers drool 🐔💥 Come join the chaos since 2015!

Active, Chaos, chickens, Community, CREEPERS, diamonds, Drool, Economy, Events, Expansion, hermitcraft, Infrastructure, Join, long term, MEGABASES, Non-profit, player-driven, Projects, rule, Server26, smp, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Main Guideline	To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
Server Address	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there warps on the server?	No, there are no warps on the server.
Is there a world reset?	No, the world will never reset.
What are the server rules?	Be reasonable and don’t be a dick. For more detailed rules, visit https://server26.net/rules.
Is there a currency system?	The default currency is diamonds, but it is not enforced.
What are the server specs?	Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.