Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Dimension Hops: 9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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