Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • GayCraft: Secrets & Sass

    GayCraft: Secrets & Sass
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we accept players of all orientations, even if they’re as confused as a creeper in a maze! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and maybe even find love in unexpected places, just like our player who thought he was gay but ended up questioning everything after a girl asked him out.

    Explore our server and make friends who will support you through rejection, whether it’s from a dragon or a potential date. And if things get too crazy, just deactivate your social media like our player did to avoid any drama from spilling over into your pixelated paradise.

    So come on, join our server and let’s see what kind of wild and wacky situations you’ll find yourself in. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself, just like our player did when he realized he might be more bi than he thought. Let the adventures begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ores Mined: 9535

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyAdviceMinecraftSMP

    CraftyAdviceMinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a top hat. Trust us, this server is where dreams come true (as long as your dreams involve exploding sheep and talking trees). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes! Yes, you heard that right. Our pigs are trained in martial arts and ready to kick some undead butt. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So why waste your free time on anything else when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Youthful Brain Cells Server

    Youthful Brain Cells Server
    LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we use CRISPR gene editing to make your brain cells young again! We disable genes and magically make you feel like a baby again, but with the ability to build epic structures and slay zombies! Who needs metabolism when you can have super brain powers?! Join now for a wild ride of rejuvenation and neuron-spinning fun!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 582571 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Sale of Fate Minecraft Server

    Sale of Fate Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and diamond armor-wearing pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft legend. You’ll be able to fly without wings, mine diamonds with your mind, and even ride a dragon into battle.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cake. Lots and lots of cake.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • The Brit Minecraft SMP

    The Brit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!

    But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our SMP, anything can happen – and probably will!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NoDecoNoProbMC

    NoDecoNoProbMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

    SocializingSMP – Where I Go!
    Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

    Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyExesGoneWild

    CraftyExesGoneWild
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

    JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!
    so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

    one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

    also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

    oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

    so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Oyster Reef Adventures

    Oyster Reef Adventures
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

    explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

    Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

    Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Superchat Minecraft SMP

    Superchat Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

    ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

    Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

    Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • HateNoise Minecraft SMP

    HateNoise Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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