BrunchCraft

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Are you tired of boring old breakfast routines? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can start your day with a virtual breakfast buffet fit for a blocky king! Picture this: a bacon block tower, pancake mountains, and a lava fountain of syrup. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride a pig through a maze of floating islands, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even participate in a virtual pancake flipping contest. Who needs real life when you can have all this and more in the world of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring breakfasts and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our server today and start your day off right… in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AG Peach Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, AGPeach! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant peach that you have to climb to enter the server. It’s like a fruity challenge just to get started!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. Want diamonds? Better start trading with those llama overlords!

3. The admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by replacing their houses with giant bamboo structures. It’s all in good fun, right?

4. Our Nether is filled with flying pigs who shoot fireballs out of their snouts. It’s like a bacon-themed fireworks show every time you enter the Nether!

5. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join AGPeach and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed

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Are you tired of being the emotional support for your mom’s never-ending drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more being dragged into family feuds or forced to be a buffer at awkward gatherings. On our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with your friends without any family drama ruining the vibe.

Say goodbye to being the mediator between warring family members and hello to a world where the only conflict is between players battling it out in epic PvP matches. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies instead?

So come on, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck in the middle of your mom’s feud with your aunt. Plus, we have virtual cake that won’t be ruined by family tension – what more could you ask for?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9034

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GF vs Charity – Who Wins?

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Are you tired of real-life drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any messy divorces or angry girlfriends!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole community of fellow players to build and explore with?

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your virtual dream house without any financial commitments or drama! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

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Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PerfektionCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where every block is perfectly placed, just like in that one movie where the director was a block placing genius. Rumor has it, the entire movie was actually filmed in our server because it was just that good. So if you want to be a part of cinematic history and witness the ultimate block placing experience, come join us now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server

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lolz join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a dutch defense minister who will give u 400 mln euros for a drone action plan with ukraine like wut even is that??? come build ur own drone army and take over the server with ur epic flying machines. who needs diamonds when u got drones, amirite??? plus, u might even get to meet the dutch defense minister in game and get some insider tips on how to rule the world with ur drones. join now and start ur journey to world domination, one drone at a time!!!! #dronelife #minecraftmadness #dutchdefenseministerOP

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PentaCraft Defense Summit

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OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ DA DEFENSE CHIEFS OF US AND ISRAEL R GONNA MEET AT DA PENTAGON ON OCT 9 AND WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY AFTER AND BUILD A GIANT PENTAGON IN DA GAME AND BATTLE IT OUT LIKE EPIC WARRIORS. U DONT WANNA MISS DIS, IT GONNA BE LIT AF. JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT 4EVA. #PENTAGONPARTY #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Void Gems Collected:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!

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NostalgiaCraft <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/regretcraft-7/">Server</a>

NostalgiaCraft Server Overview

Trailer/Showcase	Watch Here
IP Address	mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun
Discord	Join Here

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

Established in 2020 with no frequent resets
Large world border of 300k x 300k
Vanilla item-based economy for shops and trading
Strictly Vanilla+ gameplay enhancements
Graylist system for safety in spawn area
Active community and Discord presence
Dedicated server for smooth gameplay

Join NostalgiaCraft today for a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an application process to join?	No, simply join the server using the IP address provided.
Are there frequent world resets?	No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang.
What plugins are used on the server?	The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics.
How large is the world border?	The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage.
Is PvP allowed in the spawn area?	No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	New Chunks Explored:	620313
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

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So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockquakeCraft

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Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Potions Brewed:	131
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!