Browser Minecraft SMP /g/ | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BabyBash Minecraft Server

adjusting to change, BabyBash, Birthday Party, child development, children’s birthday, emotional meltdowns, family decisions, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting dilemmas, postpartum, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sleepover, sleepover etiquette

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of parenting in the virtual world! 🍼🎮

Are you tired of dealing with meltdowns like Ellie’s over sleepovers? Join us and let your kids have as many virtual sleepovers as they want without disturbing the baby zombie in the house! 🧟‍♂️💤

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild parties that will make your child forget all about real-life sleepover drama. 🎉🎈

So come on over and let your kids have the time of their lives while you enjoy some peace and quiet in the real world. Join now and say goodbye to parenting dilemmas! 🤪✨ #ParentingWin #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SofaSnoozeNoMore

aita, Bed.., box room, Cinema, Communication, compromise, decision, family, girlfriend’s cousin, guest, office, own home, refusing to sleep on the sofa, second bedroom, sleeping arrangements, Sofa, SofaSnoozeNoMore, staying over, unreasonable, weekend plans, working from home

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the OP in this story, we believe that you shouldn’t have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your girlfriend’s cousin.

Join us and never worry about being kicked out of your own bed again! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that supports your right to sleep in peace.

Don’t be like the OP in this story, be the master of your own Minecraft domain on our server. Who needs a sofa when you can have a virtual kingdom to call your own? Join now and sleep like a king (or queen)!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyCrafter SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

Admiration, Affection, attraction, Behavior, Body language, covert signals, CraftyCrafter, EYES, Gestures, Heart, Hidden feelings, infatuation, Interest, into you, long tail, nonverbal cues, not-so-obvious, romantic interest, secret crush, signs, smp, Someone, subtle hints, unspoken signals

Are they constantly building heart-shaped structures out of pink wool and diamonds in Minecraft? Do they keep leaving signs around your base saying “I dig you”? If so, congratulations, you’ve got a secret admirer on the server! Join now and see if you can uncover the identity of your mysterious builder crush. Who knows, it could be the server admin, a famous YouTuber, or even a creeper in disguise! Don’t miss out on this chance for some pixelated romance and drama.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SeasonCraft – Because every season is a new adventure!

activities, Adventure, autumn, Changing Seasons, climate, Cozy, enjoyment, Fall, favorite time of year, favourite season, holidays, Nature, outdoors, Personal, Preferences, reasons, Season, seasonal changes, SeasonCraft, Spring, Summer, weather, why, Winter

Do you love seasons? Well, on our server, every day is a different season! One minute you’re building a sandcastle on the beach, and the next you’re skiing down a snowy mountain. Who needs a calendar when you have our wacky weather system?

Join our server and experience the thrill of never knowing what season will come next. Will it be raining cats and dogs? Or maybe a heatwave that turns your crops into popcorn? The possibilities are endless!

So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our ever-changing seasons. Who needs predictability when you can have pure pandemonium?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyCreeperCo: DealOrNoDealGeo

Agreement, Caucasus region, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperCo, Deal, DealOrNoDealGeo, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, diplomatic solution, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, georgia, international relations, negotiations, occupied regions, peace talks, political tensions, resolution, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes

so like, imagine this minecraft server, right? it’s like, the wildest place you’ll ever see, man. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. it’s like a party in your computer, bro.

and get this, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. want a diamond sword? bam, you got it. need a castle made of gold blocks? poof, there it is. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city? yeah, there’s a whole civilization living down there, trading emeralds for enchanted books and brewing potions that’ll make you fly. it’s like a whole new world, man.

so come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional creeper blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the fun. see you in the game, dude.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Emeralds Found:	8655	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Slide n’ Shock Server

charge differential, Crackle, discovery, electricity, Explanation, forces, Friction, Motion, Phenomenon, Physicists, PHYSICS., research, Science, Server, shock, slide, sliding motion, static electricity

Yo, have you ever wanted to experience the ultimate electric vibes in Minecraft? Well, this server is where it’s at! We’ve got static electricity like you’ve never seen before, thanks to our top-notch physicists who have cracked the code on how it all works.

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the front and back of sliding motion, creating a charge differential that will make your hair stand on end (literally). Feel the crackle of static electricity as you navigate through our electrifying world, where every block you touch could send sparks flying.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where science and Minecraft collide in such a shocking way? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly electrifying – join us now and get ready to be zapped into a whole new world of fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mines Excavated:	3755	Love Letters Sent:	2
New Chunks Explored:	636911	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RichLands Minecraft server

Approval, Create, Discord, ELEMENTS, form, Friends, Join, Minecraft, NO DONATION, Play, profile, RichLands, rp, Server, SETTLEMENT, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

RichLands is a vanilla server with RP elements.

There is no donation of any kind on the server.

On the server you can survive alone or with friends. Join settlements or create your own.

To access our server, you must:

1. Log into our Discord server.

2. Fill out the form.

3. After your profile is approved, you will be added to the whitelist and you will be able to play on our server

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	1619	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Coffee Network: Where minigames, realms, and PVP are brewed to perfection!

active community members, brewed, coffee, Community Events, Conquer, dedicated players, dynamic mix, Economy, economy-driven world, empire-building, Events, fast-paced battles, Growing Community, KitPvP, Minigames, Network, new game experiences, Perfection, PvP, PvP battles, Realms, Skill-based PvP, special rewards, staff applications, Survival, ultimate Minecraft experience

Welcome to Coffee Network Minecraft Server

Website	Visit Coffee Network
Discord	Join our Community

Welcome to Coffee Network, the ultimate Minecraft experience! We’re home to a dynamic mix of KitPvP and Survival modes, with more exciting game modes coming soon! Whether you’re looking to conquer in PvP battles or build your empire in a survival world, we’ve got it all.

Features:

✅ KitPvP – Battle it out in fast-paced, skill-based PvP.
✅ Survival – Explore, build, and thrive in our economy-driven world.
✅ Events – Join community events for special rewards and fun!
✅ More Game modes Coming Soon – Stay tuned for exciting new game experiences!

Note: Staff applications are currently closed, but we are always looking for active community members. Join us today and become part of a growing community of dedicated players!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any age restrictions to join the server?	No, players of all ages are welcome to join our server.
Can I join the server on a cracked version of Minecraft?	No, we only allow players with a legitimate copy of Minecraft to join.
How often are new game modes added to the server?	We aim to add new game modes regularly, stay tuned for updates on our website and Discord.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cracker Craze Minecraft Server

Binge Eating, Calorie Counting, coping mechanisms, Cracker, CRAZE, dieting, emotional eating, fasting, food addiction, Hummus, meal planning, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nutrition, overeating, self-control, Server, skinny, support groups, Therapy, unhealthy habits, weight management, wheat crackers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your real-life food addiction by indulging in virtual feasts of epic proportions! Our pixelated world is filled with endless buffets of cake, cookies, and pizza – all with zero calories!

Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Food Monster, who tempts players with delicious treats at every turn. Will you have the willpower to resist his sugary temptations, or will you succumb to the cravings and binge on virtual snacks until dawn?

With mini-games like “Cake Wars” and “Pizza Parkour,” you’ll never run out of ways to satisfy your hunger for adventure. So come join us on our server, where food addiction is not a problem – it’s a way of life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magic Items Found:	1422
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Fake Religion Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, Certainty, computers, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Fake, Fingerprints, IMPOSSIBLE, Minecraft, proof, Religion, skepticism, smp, Truth, uncertainty, UNIQUENESS, validation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll meet the most unique and outrageous players in the blocky world! We’ve got a player who builds exclusively with pink wool and another who communicates solely through chicken noises. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a pumpkin on their head at all times.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and unforgettable moments that will leave you questioning if you’re in the real world or just a pixelated dream. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to finding a unicorn in Minecraft (spoiler alert: it involves feeding a horse a stack of enchanted golden apples).

So why wait? Come join our wacky world and be a part of the most unique Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who shares your love for building giant statues of llamas.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Emeralds Found:	6052
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CheaterCraft: Not Your Dad’s Minecraft

abandonment, anger management, CHEATER, CheaterCraft, Dads, dna test, emotional trauma, family betrayal, family conflict, family drama, father issues, father’s grief, half-sister, Infidelity, male role model, marriage issues, Minecraft, one night stands, parental custody, parental responsibilities, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama doesn’t exist because we’re all just blocks! Join us for a fun and chaotic time as we build, mine, and explore together.

Looking for a new family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family issues and create your own blocky family with fellow players. No DNA tests required here!

Join us to build your dream world and leave behind the drama of cheating moms and paternity tests. Our server is a safe space for all players to escape reality and just have a good time.

So come on, join us and leave all that real-life drama behind. Who needs a mom demanding apologies and texts when you can have fun building and crafting in Minecraft? Let’s block out the negativity and create a new family within our pixelated world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

QuoteOfTheDayMC SMP

Daily Encouragement, daily inspiration, daily motivation, daily quotes, famous quotes, inspirational quotes, motivational quotes, positive affirmations, quote for today, quote of the day, quote of the day app, quote of the day calendar, quote of the day challenge, quote of the day email, quote of the day generator, quote of the day subscription, quote of the day website, QuoteOfTheDayMC, smp, thought of the day, uplifting quotes, words of wisdom

“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our epic block party. So come on down and join the fun – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional accidental TNT explosion. But hey, that’s just part of the charm, right?”

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PixelPotionCraft

essential items, essential luxury, expensive, Extravagant, extravagant purchases, high end, Indispensable, indulgence, Lavish, Luxury items, must have, Necessities, non-negotiable, PixelPotionCraft, Premium, Priceless, Splurge, top priority, top tier, treasured possessions, valuable possessions

Do you know what you can’t live without, even if it costs you your diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear? That’s right, it’s our Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks upon stacks of rare blocks. Legend has it, anyone who finds this chest will be granted the power of infinite building creativity and will become the ultimate master builder in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to see who will be crowned the Chicken Champion of the server.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks and music discs galore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RussianBlockParty

Academia, academic exchange, cern, collaboration, diplomatic tensions, European Organization for Nuclear Research, expel, expulsion, global affairs, international relations, November 30, PHYSICS., Politics, research, russia, Russian scientists, RussianBlockParty, sanctions, Scientific community, scientific cooperation, Scientific progress

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we kick out russian scientists for fun!!! like, who needs science when you can build cool stuff in minecraft, amirite?? we have lava pits for them to fall into and obsidian jails to lock them up in. join now and help us get rid of those pesky scientists, they don’t stand a chance against our diamond swords and enchanted armor. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare mobs to battle. so what are you waiting for?? join now before the russians take over and turn everything into a science experiment gone wrong!!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Twente Uni Molecular Madness

academic research, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, autocatalytic reactions, chemistry, computational biology, computer science, cutting-edge technology, Engineering, innovation, innovation in computing, madness, method, Molecular, molecular computing, nanotechnology, research, researchers, Science, scientific breakthrough, Technology, Twente, Uní, University of Twente

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz our peeps at Researchers University of Twente done gone and developed a method for molecular computing with autocatalytic reactions! like, who even knows what that means but it sounds super fancy and important so u know dis server gonna be lit af! come join us and be part of the most high-tech minecraft community in da world! we got redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind and crazy builds that will make u question reality. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of dis epic adventure, join now and let’s get our minecraft on! 🤪🔥🚀 #molecularcomputing #autocatalyticreactions #minecraftmadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Runes Activated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Crops Grown:	2813	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3