Browser Minecraft SMP /g/

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Are you tired of being forced to switch browsers for work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any browser drama here. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few secret browser wars happening behind the scenes. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why Internet Explorer mysteriously disappeared… 😉 So come on, join us and escape the browser madness for a while!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	680
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BrasilBrosAdventure

Betrayed, BrasilBrosAdventure, Brazil, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, emotions, exhaustion, Expectations, f1, family, fertility treatment, ivf, Marriage, PRESSURE, relationships, Resentment, special needs, stepmom, Struggle, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting truths, adulting woes, awakening, Coming of Age, Disappointment, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh realities, life lessons, life revelations, Maturity, reality check, SantaGoneMinecraftSMP, truth hurts

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockyParentRegrets

apologies, Apology, BlockyParentRegrets, Childhood, Communication, doing.., family, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, MISTAKES, parenting, parents, reconciliation, Reflection, regret, regrets, relationships, remorse, Saying

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Information Resistance, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ores Mined:	9746	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

angry texts, Brazil, credit card, DEBT, family, finances, full-time, insurance, Latino culture, MomDebtNoMineCraft, moving out, part time, raising children, responsibilities, restaurant job, savings, selfish, Server, University, Vehicle, vet surgery

So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Star Shards Collected:	97
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
New Chunks Explored:	815459	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.