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NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	94

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Towns Built:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6689	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dimension Hops:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Secret Passages Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	119	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Animals Bred:	179
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Players:	105/300	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18