Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Towns Built: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 237 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Buildings Constructed: 37

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Emeralds Found: 2505 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Runes Activated: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 New Chunks Explored: 590520
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Gods Slained: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3594 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Villages Defended: 19 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • 🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Crops Grown: 7998 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Void Gems Collected: 24

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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