Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 183
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BlockyBizarreCraft

    BlockyBizarreCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Pixel Protection Network

    Pixel Protection Network
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1688 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8839 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 84 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Dimension Hops: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Villages Defended: 15 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 26

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 46

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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