Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Towns Built: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 16
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Crops Grown: 8426
Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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