Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
New Chunks Explored: 701575 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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