Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Herobrine Sightings: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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