Broomstix [SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [Creative] {FlySundays} {Claims} {Classic} {Bedrock-Java}

Bedrockjavacrossplay, Chestshop, Essentials, Freefly, Freeranks, Friendly, Geyser, Geysermc, Giveaways, Grieffree, Landclaim, Needadvertisers, Needstaff, Protectionstones, PvE, PvP, Randomteleport, Randomtp, Ranks, Rtp, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Votingrewards

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3270
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

IP: play.broomstix.netBEDROCK IP: play.broomstix.netPorts: DefaultDiscord server (w/ voice channels): http://discord.broomstix.net/

Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:– Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.– Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).– Hard difficulty.– Free fly in the overworld every Sunday. – Unique land claiming (not golden shovel).– Bartering economy system.– No grief.– Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.– Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.– In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)– Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.– Voting ranks and rewards.– Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps.

play.broomstix.net

HistDeathCraft

Assassination, consequential, critical, death, Event, game changer, HistDeathCraft, historical, historical event, History, Impact, influential, influential death, landmark, momentous death, pivotal death, pivotal moment, Significant, transformative, turning point, world-changing

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
New Chunks Explored:	852854	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Legend has it that a player once accidentally fell into a pit of lava while carrying the rarest diamond in the game. The diamond’s power was so great that it caused a glitch in the server, creating a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Now, players can journey to this dimension and harness the power of the diamond for themselves. Will you be the next player to change the course of history with your death-defying adventures? Join now and find out!

CraftyBlockWars

Conflict Resolution, CraftyBlockWars, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, peace talks, political discussions, russia, Saudi Arabia, summit meeting, ukraine war, US, war mediation, world leaders

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Divine Spears Created:	19

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF US AND RUSSIA MET IN SAUDI ARABIA BUT INSTEAD OF TALKING ABOUT UKRAINE WAR WE JUST BUILD BLOCKS AND FIGHT CREEPERS TOGETHER HAHAHA. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF DIPLOMATIC MINECRAFT MADNESS. WHO NEEDS PEACE TALKS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE PIXELATED ADVENTURES? LET’S BUILD A BLOCKY ALLIANCE TO RULE THE MINECRAFT WORLD TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, COMRADES!

Fortune Wheel Vowel Inflation

Cash, Competition, contestants, Economy, Entertainment, forever.., fortune, game show, Guessing, HIGH, inflation, inflation rate, long-running, MONEY, Popular, Prices, Prizes, puzzle, television, Vowel, vowels, wheel, wheel of fortune

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the inflation is so high that vowels are worth $250 on Wheel of Fortune forever! 😂🤑💰

imagine building your dream house with only consonants, battling mobs with nothing but the letter “y”, and trading with villagers using only numbers. it’s a wild and wacky world out there, and we want YOU to be a part of it!

come join us for a laugh, a challenge, and a whole lot of fun. who needs vowels anyway when you have a server this crazy?! 😜🎮🔥

Realkraft server minecraft

Minecraft, Realkraft, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Realkraft is a new server. come to survive to us

Realkraft.aternos.me:44070

Marthia Seasons: The Lost Era

Applied Energistics 2, ars magica 2, era, Gregtech 4, Lost, Marthia, Modded, pam’s harvestcraft, Seasons, thaumcraft 4, thermal expansion, Tinkers Construct, Witchery

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Marthia Seasons: The Lost Era

Broken gears and forgotten magic, repaired and remembered when you enter the age between…

Marthia Seasons is a 1.7.10 Java nations server utilizing The Lost Era modpack, adding many magic, tech, and miscellaneous mods, along with quality of life.

Featured Mods:

Mod	Description
Applied Energistics 2	Enhance your storage capabilities with this tech mod.
Gregtech 4	Dive deep into industrial crafting and machinery.
Thermal Expansion	Expand your power generation and automation systems.
Ars Magica 2	Master the art of spellcasting with this magic mod.
Thaumcraft 4	Explore the mystical world of Thaumaturgy.
Witchery	Delve into the dark arts and potions with this mod.
Pam’s HarvestCraft	Diversify your farming with an array of new crops and foods.
Tinker’s Construct	Create custom tools and weapons using this mod’s crafting system.

Marthia Seasons shares a discord server with Marthia Nations.

Join Marthia Seasons: https://discord.gg/X2qCuefnGs

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is PvP enabled on Marthia Seasons?	Yes, PvP is enabled in select areas of the server.
How can I join Marthia Seasons?	Join our discord server and follow the instructions for server access.
Are there any banned items or mods?	Yes, certain items or mods may be restricted to maintain server balance.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and harassment are not tolerated on Marthia Seasons.

Whore’s Daddy Mine 1.20.5

1.20.5, BDSM, DADDY, desire, dirty talk, Domination, Erotic, FANTASY, fetish, Kinky, Lust, Naughty, Pleasure, power dynamic, Roleplay, seduction, Submission, sugar baby, sugar daddy, taboo, whore, Whores

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Votes:	2614

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because on this server, you can be some virtual whore’s daddy! That’s right, you can live out all your weird fantasies in blocky pixel form. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the madness. Who needs reality when you can be a Minecraft daddy to some random digital hoe? It’s a whole new level of roleplaying that will make you question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the daddy you never knew you wanted to be!

NoHoboNoEntryMC

apartment, Chicago, cold weather, community support, compassion, compassion fatigue, Decision making, Empathy, ethical dilemma, homeless outreach, homeless woman, homelessness, Kindness, LANDLORD, moral dilemma, neighbor, NoHoboNoEntryMC, risk management, Safety, social responsibility, tough choices

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of making tough decisions like whether to let a homeless woman into your apartment or risk angering your landlord? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and join a world where homeless women don’t beg for warmth, they beg for diamonds!

Join our server and build a virtual apartment complex where you can let in as many homeless NPCs as you want without worrying about pesky landlords or nosy neighbors. Charge their virtual phones, keep them warm by the pixelated fireplace, and watch as they thank you with virtual hugs and gratitude.

But be warned, on our server, the homeless NPCs have a secret agenda – they’re actually undercover agents trying to infiltrate your world and steal all your virtual riches! Can you outsmart them and protect your diamonds, or will you fall victim to their sneaky tactics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual homelessness like never before! Who knew being homeless in Minecraft could be so entertaining?

LowkeyPro in Minecraft SMP

ARTISTRY, beginner friendly, Challenging, Craft, deceptive simplicity, dexterity, Expertise, finesse, hidden talent, intricate, low barrier to entry, LowkeyPro, Mastery, Minecraft, nuanced, Precision, proficiency, skillful, smp, talent, underestimated

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crops Grown:	5359	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, it’s got a low barrier to entry, but trust me, it’s super skillful. You gotta join this server, man, because the admins are like wizards who can summon dragons and stuff. And the players? Oh man, they’re like Minecraft gods, building insane structures and slaying mobs left and right.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. This server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. Yeah, you heard me right. They’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a giant disco party. And you know what? I’m totally down for that, dude. I wanna dance with some alien villagers, don’t you?

So, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and become part of the wildest adventure of your life, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, bro, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of chaos, creativity, and pure awesomeness. See you on the other side, my dude.

NoFearMinecraftFun

conquering fears, facing fears, fearless actions, fearless activities, fearless day, fearless dreams, fearless goals, fearless living, fearless living challenge, fearless living empowerment, fearless living inspiration, fearless living journey, fearless living motivation, fearless living success, fearless living tips, fearless living transformation, fearless mindset, living without fear, NoFearMinecraftFun, overcoming fears, wild adventures

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Towns Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Potions Brewed:	82	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	3012	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your blocky life! Imagine a world where you can build without limits, fight epic battles with giant spiders, and ride pigs into battle like a true warrior.

Join our server and experience the thrill of living a day without fear! Want to jump off a cliff into a pool of lava? Go for it! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So what are you waiting for? Join us and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Europa Water Co. – Luxury Minecraft Server

celestial commodities, commercialized space travel, europa, extraterrestrial resources, extraterrestrial water, future technology, futuristic markets, iceberg water, interplanetary trade, luxury, luxury goods, luxury product, luxury travel, Minecraft, Server, space colonization, space commerce, space economy, space exploration, space resources, space tourism, space tourism industry, Water

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Yo, you ever dream of sippin’ on some extraterrestrial water straight from Europa? Well, on our server, we got that luxury on tap, baby! Forget about boring old iceberg water, we’re talkin’ out-of-this-world hydration!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure to mine for resources on Europa. Build yourself a swanky space base and flex on all your friends with your fancy alien water collection. Who needs diamonds when you can have a bottle of Europa water, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the water on Europa has magical properties that give you superpowers in-game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot lasers from your eyes? Just take a sip of that sweet, sweet Europa water and watch the magic happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most out-of-this-world Minecraft experience of your life. Europa water awaits, my friends!

sVanilla Survival

bedrock, combat tag, creativity, crystal, Economy, ELYTRA, Geyser, hacked clients, Minecraft, Monuments, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Svanilla, tnt duplication, totem, Trading, USA East, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Votes:	5990	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

sVanilla Survival Server

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

Overview:

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Survive & Thrive: Play the game how you want
Melee Based PvP: Focus on swords, axes, and bows
Quality of Life: Enhancements without deviating from vanilla
Bartering Economy: Trade with other players
Boundless Exploration: No land claims, explore freely
Permanent Legacy: Map never resets
TNT Duplication: Build with ease or create destruction

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on the server.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of melee combat.
Are there economy plugins?	No, the server’s economy is based on player trading.
Is there a world border?	Yes, there is a 300k world border for exploration.
Will the map ever reset?	No, the map is permanent and will never reset.

Delicious Murder Land 1.21.2

1.21.2, chilling, crime, crime fiction, criminal behavior, dark comedy, dark humor, DELICIOUS, Homicide, Land, Macabre, murder, murder investigation, Murder Mystery, Mystery, psychological thriller, serial killer, Sinister, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, violence

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Dragons Tamed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most killer experience ever! We have so many ways to murder your friends in the game, it’s like a buffet of death!

You can push them off cliffs, drown them in lava, or even drop anvils on their heads! It’s like a murder mystery party, but with pixelated blocks!

And the best part is, you can do it all while laughing maniacally and shouting “Mwahaha!” in the chat. It’s a real scream!

So come join us for some murderous fun on our Minecraft server. Just remember, it’s all in good, bloody fun!

NoSimpin4MinecraftSMP

differing opinions, distinctive preferences, idiosyncratic tastes, individual quirks, individual standards, niche interests, nonconformist views, NoSimpin4MinecraftSMP, particular turn-offs, peculiar attractions, peculiar dislikes, personal aversions, personal taste, selective attractions, specific preferences, specific turn-offs, uncommon attractions, unconventional beauty, unconventional standards, unique dislikes, unique preferences

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Star Shards Collected:	271	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	28

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, bro. Like, we have a secret underground club where we only play C418 music and dance with creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is a talking chicken who wears a top hat. He gives out diamonds like they’re candy, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, bro. It’s like a wild ride, man. And every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have a massive PvP battle. It’s insane, bro.

So, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to join a place where anything goes, then come join us, bro. We’re always looking for new members to join our wacky adventures. Plus, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free hugs. So what are you waiting for, bro? Join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!

TraumaCraft: No griefing allowed

Allowed, compassion, coping, cruel response, Emotional Abuse, Empathy, Griefing, healing, judgement, mental health, mental illness, Opening Up, Recovery, self-care, Self-expression, stigma, Support, Therapy, toxic behavior, Trauma, TraumaCraft, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	123
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7574
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build stuff and trade resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players who will go to extreme lengths to prank each other and cause chaos.

But that’s not all – we also have the craziest events you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken invasion or a zombie apocalypse that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lairs filled with treasure and traps!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about your trauma!

CryptoMilei Minecraft Server

argentina, Argentina politics, Congress, controversy, Corruption, crash, crypto coin, cryptocurrency, CryptoMilei, Downfall, Economy, financial market, Government, impeachment trial, investigation, milei, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, scandal, Server, trial

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	4807
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of a political scandal? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and witness the chaos as Argentina’s opposition tries to impeach someone over a crypto coin crash! it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. join now for a front row seat to the drama! #minecraftpolitics #cryptoconspiracy #creeperimpeachment