BrokenSMP

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Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have you mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your very existence with the age-old question: left or right?

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests where you must choose between going left or right, with each path leading to wild adventures and crazy challenges. Will you choose the path of righteousness and conquer the land, or will you go left and end up in a land of talking chickens and dancing creepers? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes (or just makes your dance moves even more epic).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember: when in doubt, always go left. Or was it right? Oh well, just pick a direction and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mines Excavated:	2267
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

WaifuCraft: Where your 2D dreams become 3D reality!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a classic Touhou game…but with chuddies! That’s right, you can battle it out with your friends while wearing your favorite pair of chuddies for extra protection and style points.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chuddie King, who will grant you special powers and abilities if you can defeat him in a chuddie-wearing duel. Rumor has it that the Chuddie King once defeated an entire army of creepers with just one flick of his chuddie.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most chuddie-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the next Chuddie Champion and rule over the land in your stylish underwear.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Back in Block City

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Hey there, sleepyhead! Looking for a reason to crawl out of your dark, depressing hole? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance the Macarena.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build a castle made entirely of cheese, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Items Found:	8499	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Kaii’s Kooky Craft Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga come to life! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, quests to find rare enchanted items, and even a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who throw the best parties in town. You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

East Asia’s Block Party: Where we rule the world one block at a time! #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where East Asia reigns supreme and the “west” is just a distant memory of irrelevance and misery. Join us as we build towering pagodas, harvest bamboo forests, and ride dragons into battle against our enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft master, Sensei Steve, who can teach you the ancient art of block-breaking and crafting like no other. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single punch!

So why join our server? Because here, you’ll not only conquer the virtual world of Minecraft, but also learn the secrets of East Asian wisdom and power. Plus, we have free sushi Fridays and karaoke nights where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Gangnam Style.”

Don’t be left in the dust of the “west” – come join us and experience the epic rise of East Asia in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Holy Grails Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lost in TranslationCraft: Where Accuracy is Optional and ‘Muh Localization’ Rules Supreme!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is run by a former official translator who believes that localization should be anything but a translation. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before as you navigate through a world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	942	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pixelated Punks: The Server That Didn’t Need a Remake Anyway

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that keep getting remade over and over again? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic that it didn’t even need a remake in the first place! Why settle for a reboot when you can join us and experience the original, unadulterated awesomeness?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous pandas who have taken over the spawn point and are now demanding bamboo as tribute. Don’t worry though, they’re pretty chill as long as you bring them some snacks.

Venture into our world and you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. She may be fierce in battle, but she sure knows how to throw a killer rave.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Just make sure to bring your own saddle and lance!

So why waste your time on boring remakes when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness? Come on in and see for yourself why we didn’t need a remake anyways!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MattWalsh4Prez Minecraft Server: Where even creepers have opinions on politics!

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Oh boy, do we have a Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where Matt Walsh is the ruler, decreeing that all players must build their houses in the shape of his glorious mustache. But beware, if you dare to question his political commentary, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity!

Join our server for the chance to engage in epic debates with fellow players about Matt Walsh’s hot takes on everything from pineapple on pizza to the proper way to fold a fitted sheet. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting one of Matt Walsh’s rants word for word, you’ll unlock a secret realm where you can ride around on a giant flying mustache.

So come on down to our server and let’s get political…Minecraft style! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ores Mined:	4475
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9389
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineLOL – Digging for Laughs in the World of Blocks

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate Pointing Edition experience where you can battle it out in epic wars within trailers, just like in the movies!

Patch 10.2.6 has arrived and with it comes the dreaded Plunderstorm! Shiver me timbers as you prepare for the incoming chaos and embark on a journey like never before. And don’t forget to check out the Remix: Pandaria for a blast from the past with a twist!

But wait, there’s more! Season 4 Dungeon changes are here to challenge even the bravest warriors. Get ready for harder dungeons with no affixes or timers, it’s a test of skill like you’ve never seen before.

And if that’s not enough, our April Trading Post is stocked with exclusive items fit for a pirate king. Plunderstorm sections and spring finery await those who dare to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and dive into a world of adventure, excitement, and insanity! Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Villages Defended:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Star Shards Collected:	63	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blinded by Blocks: Where Creepers are the Real Eclipse

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a special eclipse event that will literally blind you in one eye! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Who needs depth perception anyway? Join now and see the world in a whole new (half-blind) way!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Ballers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have that pizzazz you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a giant flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Flop in the West” challenge, where players must navigate through a maze of upside-down buildings while being chased by a herd of stampeding cows. Can you survive the chaos and come out victorious?

So why did it flop in the west, you ask? Because the west just couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server! Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Teenage Loveless Minecraft Adventures – Where you can finally find love… with diamonds!

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Are you tired of feeling like you missed out on teenage love and romance? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the heart-pounding drama and excitement of a high school relationship!

Join our server and you’ll be swept off your virtual feet by other players who are just as desperate for love as you are. From awkward first dates to dramatic breakups, our server has it all. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft romance that will make you feel like a teenager again?

So come on, join our server and let’s make some virtual memories that will make you forget all about those real-life regrets. Love is just a Minecraft block away!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	2788

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CountryCraft: Where Your Minecraft Nation Thrives or Dies in 100 Characters or Less!

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Are you tired of dealing with real-world problems and politics? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster! Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the outside world, where you can escape to a land of blocky bliss.

Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies (okay, maybe that’s a bit exaggerated, but you get the idea).

So say goodbye to the stress of real life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Endless Night Skies:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Demons: Shin Megami LOLtensei Server

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Are you tired of wandering around in boring old Minecraft worlds wearing the same old armor? Well, look no further! Join our server and you can dress up as an angel! That’s right, we have custom angel wings, halos, and even sparkly robes for you to strut your stuff in. Who needs diamond armor when you can look this fabulous?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Angelic Chicken, a rare breed of chicken that lays golden eggs. Rumor has it that if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want to fly like a bird? Wish granted. Want to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies? Wish granted. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best angelic life. Just remember, wings may cause slight discomfort when sitting in minecarts. But hey, beauty is pain, right?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Potions Brewed:	175
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.