BroBroKidsNoGoZone | New Minecraft Servers 2024

✨ Aeltheria, where you can pretend to have a real job in a virtual town, all in Java 1.20.4!

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Welcome to Aeltheria

A realm where fantasy and magic come to life! 🎮✨

Server Highlights:

Unique Worlds	Dive into the mystical lands of Eldoria, Avaloria, and the Twilight Realm with custom generation. Vanilla generation is also available in Vanalia.
	Choose from various jobs such as Architect, Prospector, Cultivator, Lumberjack, and more. Earn prestigious titles like Master Architect or Expert Prospector.
Immersive NPCs	Meet friendly NPCs with their own stories and quests to offer.
Unique Fish Textures	Discover nearly 200 custom fishing textures and collect special items through fishing.
Earnable Premium Currency	Earn Petals through gameplay activities or purchase them for cosmetic changes.
Custom Equipment Wraps/Skins	Add cosmetic wraps to your gear for a personal touch.
Virtual Storage	Automatically store mined or broken items and expand storage options as you rank up.
Plushies & Collectibles	Purchase plushies with Petals to collect adorable items.

And that’s just the beginning! Aeltheria features a player-driven economy, auctions, custom titles, and more. Join the adventure!

Join Us Now:

Server IP: play.aeltheria.com
Discord: https://discord.gg/qhK4Cf7wFb
Website: aeltheria.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play in both custom and vanilla generated worlds?	Yes, you can choose to explore both types of worlds within Aeltheria.
How can I earn Petals?	You can earn Petals through gameplay activities like voting, ranking up, and chat games.
Are custom titles permanent?	Yes, once you earn a custom title, it is permanent and can be displayed in-game.
Can I trade plushies with other players?	Yes, plushies purchased with Petals can be traded with other players.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3864
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Endermen are like “whoa, that’s crazy!”

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling against players from all over the world. Build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and show off your PvP skills in epic battles that will leave you saying “Ghast dang, that was intense!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the IDF is banning talk of it because they know once you join, you’ll be unstoppable. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Zenless Zone Minecraft SMP – Zero General

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?)

Embark on the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you’ll face challenges so intense, you’ll be sweating IRL. Watch our Devs go Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, it’s like a rap battle but with coding.

Meet our Agents, Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, who are so skilled at Minecraft, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demo where you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft.

Join us for upcoming events like the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade, where you’ll fight off zombie chickens and mutant cows. And don’t miss the Overlord’s Feast where you’ll dine on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples and diamond-encrusted cake.

Redeem our codes like ZENLESSGIFTHS and AHLWFEFEZZZ4PC for exclusive in-game goodies that will make your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world at our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pickaxe or two.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Dragon Eggs Found:	7824
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dimension Hops:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DeadbeatDadBlameGame

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and stir up some serious virtual drama!

Join us and meet players who make questionable life choices, just like your friend who decided to date a total bum. Watch as they try to support their partner’s “streamer dreams” while you build your dream castle.

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of single moms on the server who can commiserate with your friend about the struggles of raising a child with a deadbeat dad. Who needs therapy when you’ve got a virtual world to escape to?

But be warned, things can get heated on our server. You might find yourself in the middle of a virtual showdown at the local virtual coffee shop, confronting your friend’s ex’s new girlfriend who works as a virtual barista. It’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a mix of drama, humor, and questionable life choices, come join us! Just remember, sometimes the virtual drama can hit a little too close to home.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Buildings Constructed:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	158

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BoomerCraft SMP

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You know you’re getting old when you start reminiscing about the good ol’ days of Minecraft, when you used to spend hours building epic structures and battling mobs. But fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to bring back that youthful energy and excitement!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, engage in epic battles with evil llamas, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. Our community is full of quirky characters, from a talking parrot who gives out sage advice to a mischievous enderman who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary legend of the legendary legend. Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our world lies a mythical creature known as the Diamond Dragon, who guards a hoard of precious gems beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face this fearsome foe and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mines Excavated:	4782
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DebateCraft: Fact Check Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted pork chop, and a community of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, chaotic world? Join us now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

S’moreCraft – The Original Toasty Server

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join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance like beyonce on a friday night. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a squad of rebellious chickens armed with golden swords.

our server is so lit that even the creepers have started throwing parties in the mines, complete with disco balls made of redstone. you can ride on the backs of ender dragons and battle evil mobs with enchanted pickaxes that shoot rainbows.

come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. who needs reality when you can have a slice of pure madness in our server? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	419
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Voxirealm | Vanilla Survival | Minecraft server just opened

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Voxirealm – Vanilla server without a huge number of plugins. Our motto is “The whole world is in the hands of the players,” because we allow the majority to decide the fate of the world on the server. We are for a transparent system of administration and privileges, so any decision of administrators can be challenged. We are for the pleasure of players on the server, and not for primitive siphoning of money.

BE SURE TO GO TO DISCORD AND APPLY FOR THE WHITELIST!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Star Shards Collected:	111	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where Pandas Rule & Experiments Fail. Creaky & Colorful with a Side of Friendly Chaos! No Vanilla!

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Server Information:
Server Name:	Pandamium Snapshot Server
Description:	An experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.
IP:	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version:	24w40a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.2 / 1.22)
Discord:	https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website:	https://www.pandamium.com/

Overview:

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Features:

TPA
Homes
Mailing
Discord-to-Minecraft chat link
Ranks
Mini blocks
Mob heads for every mob in the game and variants
Custom advancements

FAQ:

1. How often does the server update to new snapshots?

The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.

2. How many players are typically online?

The server averages around 10 players online at any given time.

3. Is the overworld and nether ever reset?

The End is reset every month, but the overworld and nether are never reset.

4. What mods or data packs are used on the server?

The server uses Carpet and Lithium for performance, a mod for linking Discord and Minecraft servers, and various data packs for additional features.

5. Can I join multiple towns and participate in a diamond-based trading economy?

Yes, there are multiple towns to join with a diamond-based trading economy.

6. Are there any server events or activities?

The server hosts watch parties for Minecraft Live and a monthly enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs.

7. How can I contact the server staff for assistance?

You can contact the helpful staff team on the server or Discord for any issues or requests.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Star Shards Collected:	160	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WaveCraft – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on Wuthering Waves for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: You’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, you stumble upon The Shorekeeper – a legendary Resonator that will guide you on your quest to greatness. But beware, because lurking in the shadows is the Stellar Symphony Rectifier, ready to challenge you to an epic battle for supremacy.

But wait, there’s more! Join our Parade of Stars event for a chance to level up like never before. And don’t forget to sign in for our Gifts of Sea Breeze event, where you’ll receive amazing rewards just for logging in every day.

Feeling social? Join our Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event and team up with other players to take down powerful foes. And if you need a break from all the action, check out our collection of hilarious emotes to add some flair to your gameplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join Wuthering Waves today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mines Excavated:	3778	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Phone Number Minecraft SMP Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground roller coaster that only the coolest players know about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor-wearing chicken that roams the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous prankster, Steve the Enderman. He’s been known to steal players’ blocks and replace them with pink wool just for laughs. So if you’re looking for some chaotic fun, this is the place to be.

And if all that isn’t enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or cheat. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond boots.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockPartyBanned

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Are you tired of friends who treat your house like a party palace and your belongings like a piñata at a frat party? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise that our virtual world is free from drunken shenanigans and dog tail yanking.

Join us and experience a world where your friends actually show up for plans, help you move without complaining, and don’t raid your liquor cabinet like it’s the last day on earth. Plus, we guarantee that your favorite holiday won’t be ruined by flaky friends who can’t even bother to show up.

So say goodbye to the drama and chaos of real life friendships, and say hello to a Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (which, let’s be honest, is way more fun than dealing with irresponsible friends). Join us now and leave the real world behind!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Buildings Constructed:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PixelPigsVsCreepers

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Are you torn between building a majestic castle or a giant roller coaster in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can do both at the same time! That’s right, imagine riding a roller coaster through the halls of your very own castle, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush mixed with a touch of medieval charm.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered what it would be like to have a pet dragon in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only can you have a pet dragon, but you can also ride it into battle against other players. Imagine swooping down from the sky on the back of a fire-breathing beast, raining down destruction on your enemies. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

So why choose between building a castle or a roller coaster when you can have both? And why settle for a regular pet when you can have a freaking dragon? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	206
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	New Chunks Explored:	173772

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Chin & Jaw Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a chiseled Greek god? Do you yearn to be delicate and dainty? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes, even if you want to be delicate like a delicate flower. Join us and let your delicate side shine!

We have players who have transformed from burly warriors to delicate sprites, all thanks to the magical powers of our server. One player even went from having a jawline that could cut diamonds to having a jawline as soft as a marshmallow. It’s truly a sight to behold!

So if you’re feeling the urge to be delicate, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the most delicate player in all the land!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Straight Minecraft SMP: Almost /r9k/ Boyfriend

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thriving community of players who are all looking for love! That’s right, forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, here you can find your perfect /r9k/ bf or gf and build a pixelated love story together.

Join us for the chance to meet your soulmate while fighting off creepers and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a diamond in the rough waiting for you on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to find true love in the most unexpected of places.

So come on, join us and see if you can find your perfect match in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for someone who shares your love for building and crafting. Love is in the air on our server, so why wait? Join now and start your romantic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	44

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	5819
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	738