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Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 10
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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