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Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Void Gems Collected: 29
Magic Items Found: 6880 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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