BritsCraft: Where Creeper Explosions are More Reliable than British Honesty!

BritsCraft: Where Creeper Explosions are More Reliable than British Honesty!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become a part of the most outrageous and wacky community in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of British wizards who have mastered the art of building epic castles and flying on broomsticks. That’s right, you could be soaring through the skies on a magical broomstick while casting spells on unsuspecting players below.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization. Want to trade with a group of sophisticated squirrels or go on a quest with a wise old owl? You can do it all on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of British charm).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 7
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Epic Battles Fought: 17
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crafty Yuropia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Crafty Yuropia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all of Yurop! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building pixelated igloos. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Creepers doing the cha-cha? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold!

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

    4. The spawn point on our server is a giant rainbow made out of candy. Yes, you read that right. A rainbow. Made. Out. Of. Candy. Need I say more?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to cause a bit of chaos.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Runes Activated: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/fng/ Fortnite Fails’

    Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/fng/ Fortnite Fails’
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so epic, it’s like Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 2 on steroids! Join us and experience a world where myths and mortals collide in the most hilarious ways possible.

    Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Minecraft outfit that will make all your friends jealous! Keep track of your stats and climb to the top of the leaderboards to show off your mad skills.

    But that’s not all – we have an interactive map with insane challenges that will test your Minecraft abilities to the limit. And don’t even get us started on our mission alerts for StW – surviving the horde has never been so ridiculous!

    And if you thought Fortnite was wild, wait until you see what we have in store for you. Bend water, earth, fire, and air in Minecraft like never before with our “Elements” feature. Plus, get ready for two weekends of Coachella 2024 and a neon rush rocket racing event that will light up the night in the most absurd way possible.

    But the cherry on top? Our Fortnite Festival Season 2, where you can unlock your talent and even party with Lady Gaga herself! And don’t forget about our Fortnite Crew subscription, featuring the one and only Ares.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Ores Mined: 5180 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Lost in Minecraft with Musashimaxx

    Lost in Minecraft with Musashimaxx
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, desperately searching for your true self? Look no further, because on our server, you can become the ultimate warrior, the legendary Musashimaxx! Join us and embark on a quest to find your inner strength and unleash your full potential.

    But beware, the path to becoming Musashimaxx is not easy. You must defeat hordes of evil mobs, conquer treacherous dungeons, and face off against other players in epic battles. Only the bravest and most skilled warriors will be able to claim the title of Musashimaxx.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to self-discovery. Who knows, you might just find yourself wielding a diamond sword, clad in enchanted armor, and ready to take on anything that stands in your way. Embrace the power of Musashimaxx and become the hero you were always meant to be!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Runes Activated: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • GF AFK Craft: Where even your girlfriend can’t resist the blocky charm!

    GF AFK Craft: Where even your girlfriend can’t resist the blocky charm!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your girlfriend is getting in on the action! Imagine logging on and finding your significant other gooning like a pro, with your boxers around her ankles. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous adventures. Who knows what you’ll stumble upon next? So come on, join us and see what all the buzz is about!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Mines Excavated: 1480
    Animals Bred: 142 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Creepers R Us: Where Thinking Blocks Rule!

    Creepers R Us: Where Thinking Blocks Rule!
    Join our Minecraft server and ponder life’s deepest questions like “Do creepers have existential crises?” and “Is Steve just a figment of our imagination?” Our community of players will have you questioning reality while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to mess with players’ minds. So come join us and let’s all collectively question our existence together!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Star Shards Collected: 98
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Ninakeks’ Epic Minecraft Mishaps

    Ninakeks’ Epic Minecraft Mishaps
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with friendly creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman Minecraft skills and be able to build a house out of nothing but air blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyTifa’s LOL Mine: Where Tifa reigns supreme and the blocks are always laughing

    CraftyTifa’s LOL Mine: Where Tifa reigns supreme and the blocks are always laughing
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is all serious and no fun? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner craziness!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the sky is pink, pigs fly, and Tifa is the most hated character for some reason (seriously, why do people not like Tifa? She’s just trying to survive in this blocky world!).

    But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to battle evil chickens, build the tallest tower made entirely of cake, and rescue a group of lost llamas from a pack of angry creepers.

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen…they’re always up to no good.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 27

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Pixelated Waifus: The Ultimate Anime Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Waifus: The Ultimate Anime Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you crave companionship and a cute Japanese girlfriend experience (GFE) to keep you company while you build your epic creations? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a whole village of adorable anime girls ready to be your virtual companions. They’ll help you gather resources, fend off creepers, and even give you virtual hugs when you need them most. Plus, they’ll always be there to cheer you on as you conquer the Minecraft world!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams and earn the title of Diamond King (or Queen)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious and heartwarming adventure with your new cute Japanese GFE and the Diamond Dragon by your side. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like ours anywhere else!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Runes Activated: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Dragon’s Dogma: Minecraft Edition – Where Pawns Mine and Dragons Craft

    Dragon’s Dogma: Minecraft Edition – Where Pawns Mine and Dragons Craft
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about all those other boring servers, because here at Minewind, we take things to a whole new level.

    Join us if you want to experience a world where dragons roam freely, just like in Dragon’s Dogma 2! Our server is filled with mythical creatures and epic quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all – we have a special feature where you can create your own pawn, just like in Dragon’s Dogma 2! Customize your character to your heart’s content and watch them come to life in the game.

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, we have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players for glory and riches. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to defeating the Ender Dragon once and for all!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Chimeras Created: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Arale’s Minecraft Beatdown: Where your favorite anime characters get wrecked!

    Arale’s Minecraft Beatdown: Where your favorite anime characters get wrecked!
    Are you tired of getting pummeled by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, Arale is here to save the day! That’s right, the pint-sized powerhouse from Dr. Slump is ready to kick some pixelated butt and protect you from any mob that dares to cross her path.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not take a ride on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion? Just make sure to hold on tight and watch out for the zombie roller coaster attendants!

    So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And remember, Arale could beat up your favorite anime character, so you better watch your back!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ChosenCraft: Billionaire Christian Warrior President Edition

    ChosenCraft: Billionaire Christian Warrior President Edition
    Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds? Well, buckle up buttercup because on this server, you will become The Chosen One, a billionaire Christian warrior who also happens to be the bestest president and successful businessman all rolled into one!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you dominate the virtual world with your unmatched skills, but you will also be crowned the Golf Tournament Champion of the server. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building elaborate structures, the real challenge here is sinking a hole-in-one on our crazy golf course!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and show everyone why you are the ultimate Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it will be a hilarious disaster)!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Ether Blades Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Blocky Banter: Unspoken Vidya Rules Server

    Blocky Banter: Unspoken Vidya Rules Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most unspoken vidya rules that will blow your mind!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry chickens. Or how about mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of wild wolves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who loves to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the mighty beast and claim victory?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Players Killed by Monsters: 7119
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty Holocaust Haven: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs

    Crafty Holocaust Haven: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from an evil army of zombie chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to all players who can find it hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • HonkaiCraft – All Aboard the Star Rail to LOLville!

    HonkaiCraft – All Aboard the Star Rail to LOLville!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure gold and the creepers wear top hats!

    Join us for epic adventures in the Yawning Chasm, where you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Explore the Aventurine realm and discover the secret of the Golden Touch – trust us, it’s not what you think!

    But that’s not all – embark on a quest among the stars and uncover the Inherently Unjust Destiny that awaits you. With character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng, you’ll never run out of new friends to meet.

    And don’t forget about our exclusive Light Cone Banners – Nihility and Abundance await those brave enough to seek them out. Plus, with new drip marketing featuring Robin and Boothill, you’ll be the envy of all your blocky buddies.

    But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes, tools, and resources galore await you in our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BoardomCraft: Where boredom meets creativity in the world of Minecraft!

    BoardomCraft: Where boredom meets creativity in the world of Minecraft!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you find yourself scrolling through server lists with a heavy heart, longing for something more exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

    Join our server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. We have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, diamond-encrusted zombies that drop stacks of emeralds, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow unicorns into battle against hordes of evil creepers. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boredom forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Runes Activated: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
    Falling into the Void: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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