Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

    Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Chimeras Created: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

    Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?
    Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Enchantments Applied: 194
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2575 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

    StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

    Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Potions Brewed: 90 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Crops Grown: 2508
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

    Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis
    Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

    But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

    But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyAnxietyCraft

    CraftyAnxietyCraft
    Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CommieCraft Minecraft Server

    CommieCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

    imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

    plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

    join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Dragon Scales Harvested: 268
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 137 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Tax Haven Havoc

    Tax Haven Havoc
    come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

    we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

    join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

    BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore
    so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Valor Network

    Valor Network

    Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 22

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • YellowCraftMC

    YellowCraftMC

    Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

    Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

    Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

    We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • WeddingWoesMC

    WeddingWoesMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and explore without any best man betrayals! Join us for a server full of adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your buddy ditching you for a video game night. Plus, we promise our best man speeches are always heartfelt and not just two sentences long. So come join us and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a wedding chapel in Minecraft, then we’re totally cool with that too!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Falling into the Void: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • SecretSMP4Lyfe

    SecretSMP4Lyfe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dimension Hops: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Perfect10Craft

    Perfect10Craft
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you crave power and glory beyond your wildest dreams? Well, look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and become the ruler of your own kingdom, where you can command an army of chickens to do your bidding and ride into battle on a majestic rainbow unicorn.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Runes Activated: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Divine Spears Created: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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