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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
Void Armor Forged: 26 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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