Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers have been trained to do the Macarena and the zombies have a strict dress code of Hawaiian shirts and flip flops. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their killer dance moves. Don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a squad of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of zombies breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Dragons Tamed: 3 Crops Grown: 2578
Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty Ukraine Adventures: Digging for Diamonds

    Crafty Ukraine Adventures: Digging for Diamonds
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a whopping $9.65 billion in non-military aid! That’s right, we’re here to support your budget with $7.85 billion in direct budget support. But wait, there’s more!

    We’ve also got $1.58 billion earmarked to help Ukraine’s economy, focusing on transport and energy. Need some food and nuclear safety? No problem, we’ve set aside $0.22 billion just for that!

    Now, let’s talk military aid. We’ve got a jaw-dropping $50.43 billion ready to go. From orders for weapons production to intelligence sharing and strengthening European Command, we’ve got it all covered. Plus, we’re throwing in $1.6 billion for weapons for Ukraine and “other regional partners” outside the US.

    But that’s not all! We’re also giving $400 million to help Kiev protect its borders, demine, and fight terrorism in Ukraine and neighboring countries. With an average of $0.7 billion per month in 2024/2025, you won’t find a Minecraft server like ours anywhere else!

    So come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together with our insane amounts of aid and support. Who knew Minecraft could be so epic?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Ores Mined: 1121
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Thigh Highs & Creeper Guys – Minecraft Server

    Thigh Highs & Creeper Guys – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the thigh-high fashionistas out there!

    Join us if you want to build your dream world while rocking the trendiest thigh highs in town. Who says you have to be a certain age to wear them? On our server, age is just a number and style knows no bounds.

    Plus, rumor has it that on our server, male anons actually LOVE seeing players in thigh highs. So, if you want to impress those mysterious anons, this is the place to be.

    Don’t miss out on the craziest, most fashionable Minecraft server around. Join us now and strut your stuff in style!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • GirlfriendCraft: Where pixel love blooms and creepers get jealous

    GirlfriendCraft: Where pixel love blooms and creepers get jealous
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are lit and the diamonds are dank! If you join us, you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are as cool as a polar bear wearing sunglasses.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the luck of a leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And if you’re lucky, one of those wishes might just be to have a sweet girl like her as a girlfriend.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what EPIC treasures and hilarious shenanigans await you!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Falling into the Void: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Battle Royale: Steve vs. Creeper

    Crafty Battle Royale: Steve vs. Creeper
    Our Minecraft server is the ultimate battleground for epic showdowns between players! Join us and prove your skills in intense PvP battles where only the strongest survive. Rumor has it that our diamond armor is so OP that even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the legendary dirt block. Legends say that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the mythical Creeper King who rules over a kingdom made entirely of TNT. Defeat him and claim his explosive throne for yourself!

    So why wait? Join us now and become a minecraft legend in your own right!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 502 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyCreeper’s Israeli Love Shack

    CraftyCreeper’s Israeli Love Shack

    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers where players take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and hilarious community around!

    Join us for a chance to experience the most insane stories and adventures in the Minecraft universe. Our players are known for their wild antics and unpredictable behavior. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into?

    And if you’re wondering about the questionable content in the description, don’t worry! We promise that our players are always up for a good time, no matter how ridiculous it may seem. So come on in and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Ores Mined: 1600 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7773 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Villager Training Camp: Day 2 LOL

    Villager Training Camp: Day 2 LOL
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

    Imagine a world where Pro Evolution Soccer is played by teams that are embodiments of different threads and generals of /vt/. That’s right, we have a simulation of divegrass where players represent different cultures of each thread. And the best part? All matches are AI versus AI, so you can sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold!

    But wait, there’s more! Introducing the /vt/ League Academy, where non-managers and newbies can try their hand at managing teams. It’s all about learning, experimenting, and having a blast!

    Join us on April 20th-21st starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC) for the most epic matches you’ve ever seen. And where can you watch all the action? Only on our exclusive website: Click here to watch now!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have an Official ∕vt∕ League Album that will blow your mind! Get ready for today’s matches: – /ggg/ vs /skynetFC/ – /HiRyS/ vs /mayo/ – /pcgia/ vs /vtwbg/ – /pink/ vs /#/ – /uuu/ vs /2434/ – /lia/ vs /hag/ – /pcg/ vs /holoX/ – /hfz/ vs /who/

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Towns Built: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty Creations: Memes & Mayhem Server

    Crafty Creations: Memes & Mayhem Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and build your way to victory!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and crafted the most epic castle the world had ever seen. Legends say that dragons bowed down to this player, offering them diamonds and emeralds as tribute. Will you be the next ruler of the Minecraft realm?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest skins and textures you’ve ever laid eyes on. From rainbow unicorns to dancing llamas, you’ll find it all here. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every new player gets a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. Rainbow farts.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of blocks and adventure with us! But remember, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Your real life may fade away, but your Minecraft legacy will live on forever. Join now and become a part of something truly epic!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • RichCraft: Where Even the Wealthy Wonder Why They’re Playing Minecraft

    RichCraft: Where Even the Wealthy Wonder Why They’re Playing Minecraft
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with self-hating whites who just don’t understand the true joy of building and exploring? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is like no other, with players from all walks of life coming together to create a world that is truly unique.

    Forget about the mundane and embrace the weird and wonderful on our server. Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Villages Defended: 20 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyCreeperz: More Entertaining Than Watching a YouTuber

    CraftyCreeperz: More Entertaining Than Watching a YouTuber
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of normalfags and live your best virtual life! Imagine watching a YouTuber on our server, only to discover that they are actually a secret agent trying to take over the virtual world. Join us and help foil their evil plans!

    On our server, you can own a home that defies all laws of physics. Want a floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? No problem! Need a secret underground lair filled with lava traps and hidden treasure? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can go on vacations to exotic virtual destinations like the Nether, the End, or even the mysterious Far Lands. Who needs a real vacation when you can explore endless virtual worlds filled with danger and adventure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to normalfags forever. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that leads all the way to the top of the virtual world!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BootyCraft: Digging for Derrieres

    BootyCraft: Digging for Derrieres
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go “お尻か?” (you want some ass?) Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs and talking sheep . They were so amazed by the madness that they couldn’t stop playing for days!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs . Imagine the riches you could have by just hanging out with these fabulous fowls!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret disco party every night in the Nether . You can dance the night away with zombie pigmen and skeleton DJs !

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 122 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Pixelated Puns: Admit it, this would be very LOLz

    Pixelated Puns: Admit it, this would be very LOLz
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their tails! Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly zombie pigs!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep who will bust out some sick dance moves whenever you play your favorite tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive creepers who have been trained to give out free hugs!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 76
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Pixelated Tubers: The Ultimate Retro Minecraft Adventure

    Pixelated Tubers: The Ultimate Retro Minecraft Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all things Vtubers and Retro Games! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we dive into the world of virtual idols and old-school gaming.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures that will keep you coming back for more. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Magic Items Found: 8368

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • HappyMine: Where you own nothing and love it!

    HappyMine: Where you own nothing and love it!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server so LEGENDARY that all the other servers trembled in fear. Why, you ask? Because on this server, you can ride UNICORNS into battle, build castles out of RAINBOWS, and even have dance parties with CREEPERS!

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll never have to worry about owning anything ever again. That’s right, you heard me. You’ll be as happy as a LAMA rolling in diamonds, all while sipping on ENDLESS potions of AWESOMENESS.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft server in the universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BananaCave Adventures: Spelunking Edition

    BananaCave Adventures: Spelunking Edition
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we ask the hard-hitting questions like, “Should we ban spelunking?” Well, on our server, we say NO WAY! In fact, we encourage all players to embrace their inner cave explorer and dig deep into the earth for hidden treasures and dangerous adventures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant rainbow sheep. Join forces with these majestic creatures and fight off hordes of evil mobs in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a flying pig into the sunset. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Enchantments Applied: 260
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Potions Brewed: 72 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Digging for Diamonds – Minecraft Mayhem

    Digging for Diamonds – Minecraft Mayhem
    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you ready to join a Minecraft server like no other? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs!

    Imagine this: you are a Creeper Diver, a member of the most elite fighting force in the Minecraft universe. You and your squad will battle against alien threats on various planets, completing insane missions in procedurally generated worlds. Each successful mission brings you one step closer to total victory in our ever-evolving galactic campaign.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that it will transport you to the year 2024, where you can experience co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter action like never before. And the best part? You can play on both Steam and PS5, because we’re just that cool.

    If you’re wondering about our origins, don’t worry! Our server is inspired by the legendary Creeper Divers game from 2015. It’s like the OG version, but with a modern twist that will blow your mind.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, when in doubt, always remember to watch out for those sneaky Creeper Divers dropping samples on your head. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 675 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Void Armor Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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