lol this server is like the original brexiteer of minecraft servers, we strike back at all the haters like nigel farage. come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trolling. we have so many crazy stories to tell, like the time we built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as our lord and savior. or when we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken revolution against the evil pigs. you never know what you’ll find on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored. join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Crops Grown: 7148
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 18
Runes Activated: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
    Welcome to our totally not offensive Minecraft server where we believe that Russians aren’t people! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and outrageous banter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil llamas took over the server and started throwing potatoes at everyone. But fear not, our brave players fought back with diamond swords and enchanted armor, eventually defeating the llamas and restoring peace to the land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who can bust a move like no other. Join us for epic dance parties and chicken shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, Russians aren’t people…but we sure know how to have a good time!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BoomTown Minecraft Server: Nuked Your Country Twice! 😂🔥

    BoomTown Minecraft Server: Nuked Your Country Twice! 😂🔥
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve nuked your country twice and killed your brothers and father who served in the Japanese army! But hey, that’s just the beginning of the fun.

    Our server openly mocks your race and has streets still littered with dead Japanese soldiers – talk about a historical experience! And guess what? Despite all that, the locals still date white men.

    Join us for a truly unforgettable and insane Minecraft adventure!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • AmiiboCraft: Where Pixelated Figures Rule!

    AmiiboCraft: Where Pixelated Figures Rule!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Amiibos reign supreme! It’s been 10 years since these adorable little figurines took over the world, and now they’re inviting you to join them in their pixelated paradise.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our Amiibo overlords have promised to grant you three wishes if you pledge your allegiance to them. Want a diamond sword that never breaks? Done. How about a pet creeper that won’t explode? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you have Amiibos on your side.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Amiibo Olympics, where players compete in events like sheep shearing and ender dragon racing for a chance to win rare in-game prizes. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of Amiibos go head-to-head in a pig jousting tournament.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness of a world ruled by Amiibos. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a creeper who loves to dance the floss!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Alien Abductions: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets comedy!

    Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets comedy!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – The real CEO of EPO is actually a Minecraft player and they have created the most insane, mind-blowing server you will ever experience.

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Sounds too good to be true? Well, on The real CEO of EPO server, anything is possible!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the server, you will come face to face with the real CEO of EPO themselves, who will grant you three wishes – anything your heart desires! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to be able to fly without wings? Consider it done. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? You got it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join The real CEO of EPO server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Block Party Bonanza

    Block Party Bonanza
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself surrounded by giant flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with unicorns riding on top of creepers, dancing llamas throwing parties, and endless fields of diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them.

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom dungeons filled with evil chickens plotting world domination, secret portals that lead to a dimension made entirely of candy, and boss battles against a giant talking potato.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty Kik Kingdom

    Crafty Kik Kingdom
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden diamond mine filled with unlimited riches. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will have their wildest Minecraft dreams come true. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret unicorn stable where you can ride mythical creatures into battle against evil mobs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of superheroes who will defend you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. And did I mention that we have a disco party every Saturday night in the virtual world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 59 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 190 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Pixel Pals Playhouse – Where Nijisanji EN Meets Minecraft Madness!

    Pixel Pals Playhouse – Where Nijisanji EN Meets Minecraft Madness!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of LazuLight enthusiasts appear out of nowhere, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. And let’s not forget about the OBSYDIA crew, who are known for their insane building skills and ability to survive in even the toughest of environments.

    But wait, there’s more! The Ethyria gang is always up for a good time, whether it’s exploring new lands or engaging in epic battles with mobs. And who could forget about the ILUNA squad, who bring a whole new level of energy and excitement to the server?

    And if you’re looking for some serious competition, look no further than the XSOLEIL warriors, who are always ready to prove their skills in PvP battles. Oh, and let’s not forget about the Krisis team, who are known for their strategic gameplay and ability to outsmart any opponent.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this incredible journey and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure 673938914 LOL

    Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure 673938914 LOL
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon throws raves on weekends.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden carrots that will give you superpowers. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself visits our server to challenge players to dance-offs.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you ROFLing for days. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Ores Mined: 6467
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Degenerate White Boy’s Minecraft Madness

    Degenerate White Boy’s Minecraft Madness

    Welcome to our Insane Minecraft server! Are you tired of watching mopey movies like Rocky that make you feel like a woman? Join us and demolish your enemies like a true warrior!

    Our server doesn’t glorify gritty conditions like Rocky does. We believe in luxury and comfort for our beautiful white race!

    Forget about being a pussyfooted bluepilled cuck like Rocky. Join us and show off your powerful genes to create powerful babies!

    On our server, we don’t believe in the bootstraps fallacy. We know the Jews are holding us down, not our own hard work. Join us and fight against structural and institutional barriers!

    Say goodbye to Rocky and join our Insane Minecraft server today for a new era of white race symbols!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Ores Mined: 3245 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • HangryCraft: Where even virtual food is a pain in the block!

    HangryCraft: Where even virtual food is a pain in the block!

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you never have to worry about eating again! Say goodbye to the hassle of cooking, baking, and worrying about “nootritional value” (whatever that is). On our server, you can oxygenbreathe like a boss and never have to deal with hunger again. No more pesky food bars or foraging for food, just pure photosynthesizing fun!

    Join us and experience a world where eating is a thing of the past and survival is all about oxygenbreathing and building the most epic structures. Who needs food when you can have endless fun without it? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to the nightmare that is eating!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 56 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Fujimoto’s Lucky Block Party: A Mangaka’s Minecraft Adventure!

    Fujimoto’s Lucky Block Party: A Mangaka’s Minecraft Adventure!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and LOL to your heart’s content! Join us and embark on a journey filled with EPIC quests, WACKY adventures, and CRAZY creations.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden DIMENSION filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. They were so amazed by what they saw that they couldn’t help but invite all their friends to join in on the fun!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bird and shoot RAINBOWS from their fingertips!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the INSANITY for yourself. Who knows what WILD adventures await you in this UNIQUE world of wonder and ABSURDITY!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BrothCraft: Where soup is the secret to survival!

    BrothCraft: Where soup is the secret to survival!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to drink the broth! Why, you ask? Because legend has it that the broth is actually a magical potion that gives you superpowers in the game!

    Join us on this wacky adventure where you’ll find yourself battling zombie llamas and riding on diamond unicorns. Don’t forget to collect the enchanted potatoes for extra points and maybe even a chance to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s cousin.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and sip on that broth for a wild ride of fun and craziness!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Al-AndaLOLs: Where Creeper explosions are the new Moorish conquests!

    Al-AndaLOLs: Where Creeper explosions are the new Moorish conquests!
    Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft server where the Iberians have been browned.com and are now browned.coming us! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure with LeftNative Gaul, MiddleNative Frank, RightSp*niard, and BottomLa Lumière Éteinte aka La Créature de France aka Hispano-Gallo-Frankish Frenchman!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have been browned.comed by Iberians and are now on a quest for revenge? Only here, my friend. Plus, who wouldn’t want to team up with a Frenchman who goes by three different names?

    So come on, join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and a whole lot of browned.coming. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the Iberian browned.coming saga. See you in the game!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 434 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Magic Items Found: 4013
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • PixelLink LOLapalooza: Where Pixels Party Hard

    PixelLink LOLapalooza: Where Pixels Party Hard
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with clumsy girls next door, silly girly girls, and chatty seiso gamers. But that’s not all – we have a delulu GFE and a low energy weirdo who loves Minecraft and competitive games!

    Our server is so lit that even our original songs will blow your mind! Check out hits like RAKTOBER and I Need You. And don’t even get me started on our covers – from Go Just Go! to HAPPY HALLOWEEN, we’ve got it all!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our PixelFriends community and connect with fellow idols, kawaii enthusiasts, and V-Dere lovers. It’s a virtual paradise!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this epic journey through Minecraft and beyond! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 🤪🎮

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Mines Excavated: 2715
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Buildings Constructed: 47

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Space Invaders MC

    Space Invaders MC
    Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling aliens! But don’t worry, we’ve equipped you with special space armor and laser guns to defend yourself.

    Join us and embark on epic quests to save the galaxy from the clutches of evil extraterrestrial beings. Build your own spaceship and explore new planets filled with treasure and danger.

    But be warned, the aliens are not to be underestimated. They have mind-controlling powers and can turn your friends against you! Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the alien invasion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the alien menace and become the ultimate space hero!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 4633
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Divine Spears Created: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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