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Time Warp Craft

concept of time, Craft, Daily Life, Earth, Existence, mental perspective, perception of time, relativity of time, Time, Time and Space, time awareness, time consciousness, Time management, time measurement, time perception, time philosophy, timekeeping, Warp

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.

Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.

So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness

CATALOG, cycling carbon, Environmental Science, Gene, Genes, genetic transfer, global ocean, madness, marine ecology, marine microbes, Microbe, microbial communities, microbiology, nutrient cycling, Nutrients, Ocean, oceanography, research, scientists, Understanding, viral, viral evolution, viral genes, viral infections, Viruses

so, liek, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u r not just playin’ a game, u r part of a scientific experiment, dude! scientists have created a catalog of genes that viruses stole from marine microbes they infected, and u get to be a part of dis crazy world where viruses and microbes are battling it out for control of the ocean! join now and help us figure out where viruses fit into the global ocean picture of cycling carbon and other nutrients, all while buildin’ epic structures and survivin’ in dis wild world of minecraft madness! it’s gonna be a blast, so come on and join us for some wacky fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	287
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ReforgeMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

ReforgeMC [1.8] – Economy | Guilds | PvP | & More!

Want something more out of your Minecraft 1.8 experience? So did I! ReforgeMC hosts several plugins that have been carefully modified create a super fun, custom economy experience! Find yourself an established community to join, or seek to create your own across our sprawling 7000×7000 world map, generated all the way back in 1.2.5!

ReforgeMC has so much custom content, that we have our own wiki! Don’t worry, it’s nothing too overwhelming to get into. Below is a quick guide on what to do when you join ReforgeMC!

Join a Guild – Each guild on ReforgeMC grants its members unique perks and access to special areas or commands that other guilds will be unable to use. Become a powerful Mage, a wealthy Spelunker, or explore custom dungeons as a Mercenary! There’s plenty more to choose from!

Stake Your Claim – While PvP and griefing are allowed on ReforgeMC, you’ll be able to use your in-game currency (Digits) to purchase protection stones! Place one down to protect a region, and rank up to earn more land protection slots! There’s three tiers protection stones available for purchase, depending on what you can afford.

Get to Work – Depending on what guild you joined, you’re going to want to begin setting up and doing some of your guild tasks. Each level you gain exponentially increases how much money you receive for each action you make, meaning that money becomes easier and easier to get!

Rankup and Keep Going! You gain access to more land protections, more perks, and can find more and more powerful items to fuel your workflow as your rank increases! Strap in, get into the groove, and find yourself an excellent community as you climb the ranks of ReforgeMC!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Sanic Survival

1.8.9, Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Falix, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, player-driven, Public, rules, Sandbox, Sanic Survival, Sanic9kvr, Server, Structures, Survival, Survival World

A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Emeralds Found:	1201	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

adrenals, bio distribution, blocks, Blood-Brain Barrier, CDC, creeper, crime, disabled, Dr. Robert Chandler, explosions, Greatest, Holocaust, injection site, liver, lymphatic system, Minecraft, mRNA bioweapon, multi-organ system failure, Naomi, Naomi Wolf, ovaries, Pfizer, Rats, six shots, smp, spleen, sterilized, systemic damage, Wolf

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

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Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Divine Spears Created:	30
Holy Grails Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8779
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Animals Bred:	67

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

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So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyKoreaWarriors

aggression, Alliance, confirmation, Conflict, CraftyKoreaWarriors, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, First step to World War, global politics, international relations, Military, mobilization, North Korea, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tension, threat, world affairs, Zelensky

Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	26261

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

Chatathon, collaboration, Competition, coordination, finish line, Horse, horse race, last moment, mingle, mingling, Race, strategy, synchronicity, Talking, teamwork, Timing, Unity, Visiting, wandering

come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

affordable technology, air pollution, air quality, chemical detection, cost-effective device, detector, e-nose, Eco, ENose, environmental monitoring, Environmental Protection, environmental research, Fun, Oil, oil detection, OIL INDUSTRY, oil origin identification, Oil Refinery, oil spill detection, oil spills, pollution monitoring, refinery, refinery monitoring, research innovation, sensor technology, soil contamination

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

invited

BUILD, cooperate, Equipment, japanese, members, Minecraft, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, Vanilla

On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Void Gems Collected:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	253	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

abhorrent, Adventures, atrocities, blocky, Despicable, dictator, disbelief, disbelief in humanity, Evil, fascism, Genocide, history repeating itself, hitler, horrific crimes, Inhumanity, LITERALLY HITLER, Minecraft, Monstrous, Outrageous, Server, shock, This can’t be true, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable atrocities

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12