Are you tired of being surrounded by pesky Brazilian players on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your inner heemer and take them all out in one fell swoop! Join us and show those Brazilians who’s boss in the ultimate heeming showdown. But be warned, they won’t go down without a fight! So grab your sword, sharpen your skills, and get ready to heem like never before on our epic Minecraft server. Join now and be part of the heeming revolution!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafty Colonists – Rimworld Vibes

    Crafty Colonists – Rimworld Vibes
    Welcome to Anomaly is trash edition! Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and insane server for you to join!

    Join us for a wild ride where the DLC is so worth it that you should probably pirate it first to try it out. And don’t forget, the book is required reading for any game dev or gamer – it’s a must-have!

    But wait, there’s more! Dwarf Fortress is not welcome here, so you know things are about to get crazy. And when it comes to mods for performance, we’ve got Performance Fish and Rocketman – use them and never look back!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of insane stories and adventures await you in Anomaly is trash edition!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Towns Built: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Cravings: Where Minecraft Dreams Begin!

    Crafty Cravings: Where Minecraft Dreams Begin!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to start wanting things in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Want a diamond sword? Better be prepared to do the chicken dance in front of a herd of creepers! Need some iron ore? Get ready to serenade a group of skeletons with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Wishing Well of Wackiness, where your wildest dreams can come true…if you’re willing to trade in your sanity for a chance at glory. Rumor has it that one player wished for a pet dragon and ended up with a block of cheese instead.

    So come on down to our server and start wanting things like never before. Who knows, you might just end up with a llama wearing a top hat as your loyal companion!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 485
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Divine Spears Created: 24
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

    Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

    But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty AF Server: Where the F*** is Always Flying and the Fun Never Stops

    Crafty AF Server: Where the F*** is Always Flying and the Fun Never Stops
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and society can suck it! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found the best damn brownie in the world. It was so delicious that they transcended into a state of pure bliss and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. And that could be you, my friend! So come on over and taste the brownie of destiny, and let society know that you don’t give a f***!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Mines Excavated: 2548
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

    Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away
    Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

    Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Dimension Hops: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Shear Madness – Where Sheeptubers Rule the World!

    Shear Madness – Where Sheeptubers Rule the World!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy as a sheep’s wool? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things sheep vtubers and their friends! Join us for some woolly fun with Essie, Eira, and the gang as they navigate the virtual world with their adorable sheep avatars.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to some of the most legendary sheep vtubers out there, like SleepSheepASMR and RheaNevermore. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll feel like you’ve been counting sheep all night!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got a whole herd of friend-shaped EN streamers ready to join in on the fun. From Sleepy Project to Mintmai, you’ll never run out of hilarious moments and epic adventures on our server.

    So why wait? Join us on this wild and woolly Minecraft server today and experience the fluffiest, most entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the sheep-tastic fun!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • StopKillingMePlz

    StopKillingMePlz
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-out war between players.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sneaking up on someone and stealing all their diamonds, or if you want to build a giant lava pit to trap unsuspecting players. Our server is the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and there are no rules to hold you back.

    But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is blown up, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where hordes of zombies invade the world and players must band together to survive.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner troll run wild! Just remember, anything you do in the game stays in the game – so watch your back and be prepared for anything.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • 4Kids Ruined Minecraft

    4Kids Ruined Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild anime adventure where 4kids reign supreme and 2D anime girls come to life!

    Join us for a wacky journey where we embrace all things 4kids and dive headfirst into the world of anime. Who needs reality when you can have virtual anime girls as your best friends? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate anime master.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your boring old life behind and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even meet your waifu along the way!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem

    Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem
    Hey there, fellow manga enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that only talk about the same old manga series? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your manga needs!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We’ve got scifi and fantasy galore, with a touch of low fantasy for those looking for something a little different. And don’t worry, we’ve banned all mecha stuff so you won’t have to deal with any pesky robots ruining your fun.

    Need some recommendations for new manga to read? Look no further! Our members are experts in all things manga and can help you find your next obsession. From hard scifi to mind-bending fantasy, we’ve got it all.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the manga madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden gem that will blow your mind like never before. See you there!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

    BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale

    Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we settle the age-old debate: which is more universally reviled and reprehensible – creepers or skeletons?

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, ready to blow you to smithereens. But wait, here come the skeletons riding on top of spiders, shooting arrows at you from a distance. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… hilarious!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends to see who can survive the longest against these dastardly foes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But beware, for the legendary Ender Dragon lurks nearby, waiting to swoop down and snatch away your precious loot.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove once and for all which mob is truly the most reviled and reprehensible in all of Minecraft!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning

    GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only on this server will you encounter such absurd adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Well, on this server, anything is possible! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this – on this server, the pigs can fly. Literally. So come join us and let’s embark on the wildest Minecraft journey you’ll ever experience. Remember, when in doubt, just name five video games and call me in the morning.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!

    TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!
    Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

    In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.

    Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.

    So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure

    Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?

    But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 251 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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